Monthly Archives: January 2020
If you still think the NFL is real,
You’re smoking that good weed…
I saw this movie already…
San Fran won the Super Bowl yesterday. Jimmy G will lead them to the Promised Land and the narrative will shift to the decimation of the Patriots empire. TB 12 will head West to either the Chargers or Raiders and challenge his mentor on the left coast. The RAIDERS will open the season and theirContinue reading “I saw this movie already…”
Tom Brady is coming west..
Even money he’s coming to Vegas or LA Chargers. PS – What’s the state tax in Nevada? That’s right. 0.0%
NFL Watch Party tomorrow in Malibu
Sell when the trumpets are blaring…
And the TRUMPets are fucking blaring. This is the top. Look out below.
Look at this fucking chart
You think you’re hot? 😂😂😂 To quote Harry Dean Stanton, “you’re nothing”
Men, save your money. Delete the Cash App app
Fuck $400. $AAPL is going to $500.
Probably by February. I just got a new whip. AMG.
He gave me another day I still have a shot at it…
PED is a Pothead…
Is that libel, slander or both? But what if it’s true? PED is an asshole. #facts
Tesla will go down as…
the most overpriced, overvalued company in the history of the world. In my humble opinion.
Rod Hall has the biggest motherfucking balls on Wall Street…
I’m car shopping…
I’m not sure if I should go with the American Muscle Group (AMG) or Mercedes AMG. Or Help me in the comments.
Pretty PAWGS doing naughty things…
PAWG GIRLS and Lana Del Rey.
Everyone’s smoking crack.
I’ll pay someone to smoke DI’s cock if touches $400 this year. Speaking of sucking cock, how bout a joke courtesy of THC. (PS – don’t try and find this guy. He’s already signed with us) Speaking of driving, PORSCHE. Speaking of launching PORSCHEs, we’re having a PAWG party this Saturday 1/11/20 at 11am.Continue reading “Everyone’s smoking crack.”
No iPhone 5G in ‘20
Susquehanna’s only got it half right. They’re reporting a 5G pushback but saying 5G will still be deployed in iPhone in ‘20. That’s where the wrong. Our coverage of the 5G pipeline is broader than anyone’s on Wall Street. So, while the actual chipset is the main story, still needs to deal with batteryContinue reading “No iPhone 5G in ‘20”
God Bless America…
The Irony about Philip Elmer-NoWitt
He made so much noise about Andy Zaky driving a flock off a cliff and then proceeded to do same with self-admitted ZERO trading knowledge. He’s a fucking hack and a quack. Nice experiment PED. Well done! Nothing sticks like Elmer. Except shit.
What $AAPL longs weren’t doing last night.
This is what I was doing And please, don’t even mention Lambos
Wanna see what the perfect WW3 weekend portfolio looks like?
Oh, Pretty Woman
What is most of LA doing this weekend?
Seeking Arrangements via uber and turo What a world we live in
Wanna see what a moronic post looks like?
Apple just double topped
History officially just repeated itself. See you in the low 200s
The stupidest trades are made…
DAILY… Good Morning…
Some people think I’m psychic..
Others say I have a crystal ball. They’re all wrong. I have two crystal balls.
What’s the best part of war?
The jokes! Ready? Why does the Iranian Navy have glass bottom boats? So they can see what is about to become of their Air Force.
When I need to correct PED, that’s called a PEDIT. Example from http://www.PED30.com No PED, Trump killed a bad guy. Now do you realize why I call them PEDphiles… Their idiots…
My Morning Prayer…
God Bless DJT God Bless Republicans God Bless Israel God Bless America God Blesss the World And lastly, GOD BLESS THE PEDPHILES Amen PS – i pray for everyone. 😂😂😂 🤞🏿👊🏿👌🏿
And yes. Just to get on the record, here’s my bet…
I don’t think $aapl touches $300. So, I’m betting a K to make a cool quarter miliion… Cray fucking bet…
Line Move on $AAPL touching $300 in 2020
Yes / -100000 No / +250000 Maybe / zero point zero
New Bet: $AAPL doesn’t touch $300 in 2020
Yes it does: -2500 No it doesn’t: +4000 Where you putting your chips? Laying or taking?
I wouldn’t call PED a journalist.
Today. 1/2/20 He spent some time at Fortune where he used to journalise. Today he runs a blog aggregating Apple news and then writing one line at the bottom. Therefore, he’s a content aggregator. Or a bot But he’s human So let’s call him a hot But he’s a fanboy So let’s call him aContinue reading “I wouldn’t call PED a journalist.”
I’m thinking about it and I think I’m gonna hang it up on trading
Time to retire. The game got too hard. No more edge competing against neural nets and dark pools. Used to be so much easier. No such thing as a free lunch. And if lunches aren’t free, someone’s sticking it in your ass if they’re buying dinner… DO NO ASS