He spent some time at Fortune where he used to journalise.
Today he runs a blog aggregating Apple news and then writing one line at the bottom.
Therefore, he’s a content aggregator.
Or a bot
But he’s human
So let’s call him a hot
But he’s a fanboy
So let’s call him a hot fanboy
But he’s kinda a homer
So let’s call him a hot fanboy homer
But he’s never owned a share of Apple
In that case, let’s call him a Stupid Hot Fanboy Homer
Yeah, that’s what he is. A SHFH. That’s what he is.
So if shill was on the far left. And journalist was on the far right, PED would be right in the middle.
Fair and balanced I’d say…
PS – but he’s certainly not a journalist. Today…
PPS – George Knott ‘24 46…