SEMENAL POST: 💦. If your a long-term $AAPL shareholder with your net worth in the stock and…

You don’t buy this option, YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT that doesn’t like money. Press this to see which option to buy TODAY!!!

Hookers and blow on you when you do. Purchase one of this for every 100 shares you own.

At a minimum, purchase one contract for every 200 shares you own.

Ask yourself, why am I telling you to do this? Am I making money off this? Besides hookers and blow?

PS – I’ve never done a line of blow in my life. So, in actuality, substitute steak for blow. Top shelf shit tho. Like Mastros or Ocean Club.

Your welcome.

This post could save you millions. Mark it.

PS – grammatical errors misspellings are intentional.

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