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At a minimum, purchase one contract for every 200 shares you own.
Ask yourself, why am I telling you to do this? Am I making money off this? Besides hookers and blow?
PS – I’ve never done a line of blow in my life. So, in actuality, substitute steak for blow. Top shelf shit tho. Like Mastros or Ocean Club.
This post could save you millions. Mark it.
PS – grammatical errors misspellings are intentional.
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