You know what Elon is doing right now besides making memes, billions, 420, ambien, lamictal, vraylar and whatever else the fuck billionaires do?
He’s playing a game. Wanna know what the game is called?
Eeeny, meeny, miney. MO
Jeff the Nazi Bozo is playing too. As is Branson. And Cook. And Iger.
In fact, this is the BIGGEST FUCKING GAME OF EENY, MEENY, MINEY, MO ever played.
Now, guess who the referee is?
That’s right. A little outfit called the FTC. ‘Member them? Yeah. They’ve fucked more companies than Hitler killed Armenians.
Let’s see how this plays out…