Buy the 4/30 133c and let them exercise.
Take a look… PS – my ex-wife’s divorce attorney is a overstepping fat fuck so this is the small portfolio. I’ll let him charge her $450 a hour to find the other one. I’ll give him a hint tho… 🇨🇭
Cause of all the douchebags pushing it.
Ask me anything. http://www.twitch.tv/micabear
146.70 for Apple’s close tomorrow. Big beat…
SHOP will be taken out by AMZN at close to 2k a share. Book it Missy…
From PED Tim Apple has told us time and time again that predicting Apple’s moves via production maneuvers is a fruitless (pun intended) endeavor. There are new AirPods coming. PS – AirPods are so 2020. It’s all about AirTags now. I expect gross margin on AirTags to be close to 80%. And I think theyContinue reading “Go home Nikkei. Your* drunk”
Apple is ripping $SPOT a new ahole? Yeah, I think so…
Or are sales up cause prisoners are on the rise? 🤣🤣🤣
Short $AAPL Net worth shove puts for 4/30/21
Nice score. Congrats to the believers…
Winner gets something. Comment below.
Thanks PED. Let a real journalist and trader take it from here. PAPI CHULO’S TRADING STRATEGY Tomorrow morning, buy any call. Your welcome
Dogeystyle? Asking for someone that got assfucked in $DOGE PS – if you made a lot of money in DOGE and act like an asshole, are you a DOGEbag? Asking for a friend who made a lot of money in DOGE but is still a douchebag.
The CEO of Tesla and SpaceX is scheduled to headline the long-running NBC late-night comedy show on May 8. — Read on http://www.wsj.com/articles/elon-musk-to-add-saturday-night-live-host-to-his-resume-11619304255
Dude was wearing a bullet-proof vest and had Suicide By Cop on this car. LAPD obliged him. To Protect and Serve
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Huge week ahead…
🤣🤣🤣 I’m talking about it at https://www.twitch.tv/micabear
http://www.wsj.com/articles/biden-poised-to-recognize-armenian-massacres-as-genocide-officials-say-11619048891 Who gives a fuck about Turkey?
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C’mon 🤣🤣🤣 Look out below…
Buy Jan ‘22 atm…
Sucking volatility out of the calls is a huge mistake in your favor. Stack…
Hastings admits no “second act” like $AMZN. I’m surprised it was only down $50 after hours. Shoulda been down $100.
They’re gonna spend 17 billion on production next year AND enter the video game business??!
Flight to quality. FAAMG, FANG and FAGs will all flock to Apple.
Buh bye $NFLX
If these are your takeaways from this event, your* a moron.
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Down she goes.
The shape of things to come. One more thing coming tho…
Getting their asses handed to them in the new gaming world. Security is also an issue. And they use stooges in the casino. Short this pig… Companies always change when they lose their leaders and visionaries. This is a listless ship sailing in the night. Pair trade: long $DKNG, short $WYNN. The whole nation isContinue reading “Fuck $WYNN”
He had to look it up? 🤣🤣🤣
Time for calendar spreads. Sell to open this week. Buy to open further out. Stack…
The future is MVIS…
Killed http://www.Twitter.com/deadstevejobs2 Again. Someone see if deadstevejobs3 is avail
If you’re getting assfucked today, you’re not a trader. You’re a surfer. Tough to surf in low tide. Learn to trade…
$PTON. We’re loading puts putz.
This news about the child death IMHO marks the beginning of the end of Pelaton’s high valuation. The company has no business being worth 35 billion especially as its primary growth driver goes to shit with re-opening. Sub 100 coming quick.
NEW YORK (AP) — Safety regulators warned people with kids and pets Saturday to immediately stop using a treadmill made by Peloton after one child died and others were injured. The U.S…. — Read on apnews.com/article/product-safety-be5516665f9a2c7c4bb9b9441d4aef01 PC – apparently $PTON kills too.
he’ll go crying to Twitter… 😢😢😢
Gets on Bumble? Asking for a friend.
$AAPL should have paid about the same for the new Bond.
Into the weekend. Rally resumes next week into keynote on Tuesday and earnings at the end of the month.
We’re starting $MVIS with a Buy rating and a price target of $24. Current valuation of $2B is far too low. We believe valuation should skew closer to $5B given its portfolio. We believe Microvision competes and dominates technology in many converging tech growth themes.
We’re not concerned with recent weakness in the name. Pipeline is rich. Still leave Strong Buy rating with one-year target of $30.
We’re increasing our target set last week at $666 to $750 off positive news from earnings release. nVidia has established itself as the “de facto” hardware play for crypto mining and gaming. Buy, buy, buy…