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I’ve always tried to open the playbook here. I’ve never charged a cent. I never will. And this blog is receipts. But we’re about to enter some rough times. And some of you have stacked. And I’m proud of you. But it’s not what you make. It’s what you take. So, take my number andContinue reading “Kids, I opened the playbook here. New free service added for incoming doom…”
Premarket: Apple is dead
here we go again…
time for vic. and $vix…
That was quick. Timothy Yikes blocked me before I even started my expose.
Just confirms that this guy is so sketch.
Gonna expose Timothy Sykes this weekend.
Stay tuned. Save millions.
Who’s gonna be the sucker left holding the $AAPL bag at $500?
Asking for a friend
Watch this video…
Jeffries pisses away $100mm…
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Market going to dump Monday off this headline…
BREAKING NEWS: RAIDERS TO HOST AND OPEN ALLEGIANT STADIUM vs KC 9/10/2020
This is breaking news…
Who wants to see this VenHo naked?
My name?
Still Fuck You….
Pressing the $SQQQs
$AAPL might get halted. Stay tuned…
$AAPL about to report a whole bunch of lard…
Buy. $AAPL. PUTS. PUTZ
Sacto Joe smokes the good shit… $AAPL
Buy $TTWO 5/15 120c here
Left or right?
Becky Quick hasn’t seen her brow specialist in a minute….
$SQQQ going well… EOM
Oil is portending a global depression.
And it’s true…
AotD- 4/27/20
Short $ZG here…
Buy $UVXY here.
3 month out ish 45c.
Press $SQQQ HERE…
Premarket: Apple was green
#shocker – $aapl slashing iPhone production
mr Pink
AOTD – 4/26/20
Steve Mnuchin is prolly a bot.
Good morning Sheridan…
Selling comes this week. Here’s my port…
This is news?
Newsflash: HE’S a multi billionaire
$GLD GOING UP. WAY UP!!!
Bye bye $CCL…
Rest and recuperate.
Back to war Monday. Be safe.
Our COVID bio pick is 🔥 🔥 🔥…
$PSTI Pair trade with short $MRNA
Press $AAPL’21 275p here…
Load $SQQQ here…
It is a good day…
Not a hood day…
Sell $ZM here…
Yw
STO today’s 275c
Your welcome…
I’m gonna stack today… $ZM $AAPL $MRO
You?
Even money $AAPL is red today…
Market open for action. Step right up. -110/100 EV…
Everyone’s got jokes… $AAPL
Katy Huberty has been holed up too long. Not enough oxygen. Either that or Morgan Stanley wants out if their POSition. This research is laughable. Take the flock over the mountain Katy #nobueno See you in the 💯…
Front or ass?
AOTD – 4/24/20
Smoke some weed…
$PSTI runner.
Pair with short $MRNA
Word of the day…
Ass…
Seeking Alpha? I’m fucking Alpha. Alpha Male Motherfucking Boss…
$ZM guna zoom to $225
Associate of the Day
Shit like this is why is gonna get FTC fucked…
Associate of the Day…
And the market is green today because?
High friends in low places. $AGN
Secretary / Earth Day Daily Double
Earth Day gratuitous pics…
Wow, it’s Earth Day too…
Cheers!
iPhone SE reviews are in.
“Smashing” Papi Chulo’s take: if only anyone needed one
Press $AAPL puts into strength.
Jan ‘21 275p
Hail to the secretaries…
Fuck it, imma shoot my load early…
$PSTI Israeli bio using placenta to develop cure and/or vaccinations. G/L… PS – this one is going way higher. 20+
COVID play announcing at 8am PST
Stay tuned…
thank you secretaries!
Valcent initiates $MRO with Strong Buy. Target $6…
Details to follow.
Secretary / Ramadan special. Join our Slack today for free.
Join our slack to stack https://join.slack.com/t/tradervic/shared_invite/zt-duex6vtw-YdCzgJ5L_OWPS3_Dgrsk2A
Administrative Professionals Day will be celebrated here with..
Tons of gratuitous secretary pics Send any favorites to victor@micabear.com
BREAKING NEWS: FBI raising internal threat levels due to…
Chatter and Ramadan this Friday. Law enforcement already was on heightened alert due to COVID. The USA is alacritous for any threat. God Bless America… 🇺🇸
Valcent initiates $BYND with Buy rating. Target $100
Deets to follow.
Holy Shit…
Time to start nibbling on the airlines via…
Jan 2022 leaps. Huge fan of $AGT and $JBLU. Nibble. Not shove…
“Don’t bet the game. Bet the player”
John Avello Thanks for the wisdom you imparted a decade ago John to a kid who was trying to learn.
Even money says we close red today… eom
We’re pricing of $AAPL will touch $300 again in ‘20
The price will shock you. Deets behind paywall at my Slack…
$BNTX. WTF
Jesus. Flavor of the day.
Valcent reiterates Sell rating on $CMG. Target $700
Company manipulates digital sales Company will suffer with social distancing guidelines. They had throughput issues before SD. This is a short covering rally but company is tremendously overvalued at these levels in a COVID world
Valcent reiterates Strong Buy on $NFLX. Target $500
Street is missing so much. See you higher…
We’re busy making music…
Introducing Mila Voyna Check out here new reggaeton track here:
Associate of the Day
Babushka Boi
Short $CMG with all three fists at open tomorrow.
It was a good day…
$CMG gonna get demolished.
$700 coming.
We’re delaying our COVID pick because…
We’re busy with $NFLX earnings.
We’re pricing $NFLX touching $500 a/h at…
Even money… Load calls for this week. Small. Don’t bet the farm. Bet a toilet or something.
Wanna have some Quarantine fun? $AMZN
Get a new dog or cat and name it Alexa. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌🏽😂👌🏽
$NFLX: see you at 500 playa.
Only issue will be production. But Ted and Reed have a plan.
Valcent initiates $VEEV with Strong Buy rating. Target $250
Research to follow.
Valcent initiates $CRM with a Strong Buy rating. Target $250
Research to follow.
We’re pricing $NFLX touching 500 a/h.
Currently at 28% or 4-1. And rising…
Valcent initiates $LULU with a Sell rating. Target $150…
Research to follow.
Seeking Alpha? up 11%. Today. On entire portfolio….
We’re slaying alpha here.
Blue horseshoe loves a bio
Deets at 12:45. Be alacritous… PS – pair trade with short $MRNA
We’re announcing THE COVID play today at 12:45pm PST.
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