We’re increasing our target set last week at $666 to $750 off positive news from earnings release. nVidia has established itself as the “de facto” hardware play for crypto mining and gaming. Buy, buy, buy…
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Sell $DKNG
Stock should be powering higher on the news. Signaling it’s overextended.
MotD – 4/16/21
Just an overall pin / park job today…
Hometown International, NJ deli owner, worth millions in stock
Hometown International has a market valuation of $100 million despite owning a single deli in southern New Jersey. — Read on http://www.cnbc.com/2021/04/15/hometown-international-nj-deli-owner-worth-millions-in-stock.html PC – Houston, we’re in a fucking bubble.
Good Night!
sorry, daily double for Mica of the Day
Congrats Johnnie! $DKNG #nfl
Thanks for paying it forward to a young buck back in the day.
Per PED: Tim Cook, monopolist.
The App Store is as good as gone. The question you should be asking yourself is where does it go?
How a Boss is born…
Einhorn takes swipe @chamath and @elonmusk for $GME
Finally someone with a brain and balls will step up to these snake oil salesmen. Thanks David
Too bad 84 got 86ed.
Who wants to be 85? Send CV or resume to tradervic@gmail.com
Remember this from last week?
We’ll be revisiting our target soon since it hit so quick. Little hint. Our new target will be higher…
Papi Chulo baby pic…
Shit, I came out of the womb looking for a fiesta. (And a siesta)
Papi Chulo has Clubhouse invites…
Comment below if you need one.
Seeking Alpha – Tax Day
$AAPL $QQQ $COIN $PLBY
Skilled Cat Enterprises initiates $HOFV
Target $10 but we see huge upside to our target.
MICA of the Day – Tax Day
ana.lorde wins again…
Don’t write any $AAPL Prem
For tomorrow. May have lift-off here…
Papi Chulo thinks $AAPL is being pinned to…
$135 Friday. If it blows through it, $140+ coming next week.
$COIN closes at $328.28
Interesting numbers.
Have my intern calculate…
The market cap loss of $AAPL, $AMZN, $FB, $GOOGL, $MSFT #FAAMG vs $COIN
Papi Chulo says…
Buy $COIN at close. Your welcome
Who remembers Isabella Rossa?
I do..
Papi Chulo looking money good…
$AAPL $AMZN $FB and others
Are being used as source of funds for $COIN
Papi Chulo says $COIN closes at…
$375.88 today. Daddy needs a new pair of Off-White Jordans.
CNBC, you posted a memorial pic of Madoff because?
You’re fucking idiots? Rot in hell…
MBOD – 4/14/21
Seeking Alpha – 1st of Iyar
All-in $AAPL
Looking for a new intern.
Someone that doesn’t mind telling me where $QQQ ended the week.
$AAPL – covered weekly prem
MBOD – 4/13/21
Coinbase first day closing contest.
Comment below and place your bets on where the stock closes tomorrow. Winner will get something cool.
$MBUU – relative strength alert
We told you ships ahoy. 90 and ath coming.
Daily MICA Bear – 4/12/21
Sorry. Account hacked.
Back to Tits, Ass and Assets.
I was selling $AAPL premium today…
I hope you were too.
RRRRRRAAAAAIIIDDDEEERS!
Guess where I am?
Matsuyama gonna choke…
LA is finally open.
Thanks G-d
Gene is the only $AAPLAnalyst with a Brain.
Per PED My bullish case on values A/R, Glasses and Car at zero dollars and zero sense.
$BTC.X On Two Covers. Double – Top? 🎺 🏁 💰
Buffet says sell the the trumpets are blaring and buy when there’s blood in the streets. Well, the trumpets are fucking blaring.
PED: The iPhone won January
Newsflash PEDPHILES: THE iPHONE WON FOREVER 🤦🏽♂️
LOOK: All-black Raiders uniform mock-up and RB Josh Jacobs approves
LOOK: All-black Raiders uniform mock-up and RB Josh Jacobs approves — Read on raiderswire.usatoday.com/2021/04/08/look-all-black-raiders-uniform-mock-up-and-rb-josh-jacobs-approves/ Holy shit. If RAIDERS go all black unis, they’ll easily be top 5 selling jerseys.
Yes, we called the last spike in VIX…
micabear.com/2020/04/20/valcent-initiates-uvxy-with-strong-buy-target-100/
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Ding dong, the home spinner is dead…
Load these. $PTON Your welcome…
Skilled Cat Enterprises starts $CRM with Strong Buy – Target $300
Report to follow.
$FLL runner.
We told you. More to come.
We’ve changed the site icon…
To be a little friendlier. Yekshemesh
Bye bye $AAPL.
Back to ath confirmed moving off the 130 pin.
We’re looking at $PTON puts…
Based on our negative thesis outlined before. Will update month / strike.
As mentioned before…
$AAPL is being pinned / parked at 130. Rally probably resumes Monday. Have a great weekend!
Time for some $UVXY
Small.
What do all these people have in common?
We’re all unemployed?
Arrest the Ex-President…
music.apple.com/us/album/arrest-the-president/1444773704
It Was a Good Day…
music.apple.com/us/album/it-was-a-good-day/1440858596
Seeking Alpha – 4/8/21
Only 14x today vs Naz
Follow me…
music.apple.com/us/album/hail-mary/1440763429
Seeking Alpha – 4/8/21
Alert: Major Possible Headwind. $AAPL
This type of news can stop a market rally stone cold dead…
$AAPL is being parked / pinned at $130…
The inst. got caught on their weekly atm writes and 130 is the line in the sand. They’ll either park it at 130 or 127.50 tomorrow and imho, gap 130 Monday after Long Island ice teas and dirty martinis in the Hamptons and Malibu this weekend.
I want to start a business where I just copy pasta
And stack. For a hippie, PED did well… Papi Chulo’s take: No shit Sherlock. As I’ve said before EVERYONE. Apple has no peers. Read my research report posted last weekend before EVERYONE on the Street started copying my shit.
Now PED is plagiarizing my stuff…
You can pay him $200 a year and become a PEDphile and get AMA’s with idiot analysts and the rose-colored message board or you can just come here and get it free. The choice is yours. PS – I said a couple days ago, “AAPL has no peers”
Could this be the greatest song ever?
music.apple.com/us/album/crazy-rap-colt-45-2-zig-zags/1440883065
Followers with emails will receive my EOD port alloc.
Follow the blog below! It’s bountiful.
Skilled Cat Enterprises starts $NVDA with Strong Buy – Target $666
On crypto strength. We see $BTC going to 100k and nVidia eventually going to 1k
Should we keep posting T & A?
Asking for a fiend.
Seeking Alpha? 90 min to close update.
Naz up 10bp I’m up 716 🤣🤣🤣
Fuck it, we’ll do it live. (My Port Allocation)
WE’LL DO IT LIVE!!! Yekshemesh
You ban me, I remove you…
Chess, not checkers…
Subscribe to the blog with email to see my current allocation.
It’s free. And you’ll see how I’m doing this via $AAPL I’ll send out my port to subscribers with email within a hour so you can position before close.
There’s lots of working girls in Dubai..
God Bless? Or is it Allah Bless. Whatever. One God over all…
Quite Possibly Chapelle’s Greatest Skit…
youtube.com/watch Yekshemesh
California Explained
http://www.instagram.com/p/CNXwGuOhTM0/ Thanks @nugget Imma try and make a little sliver for MICA Bears. Stay tuned… 📺
TraderVic back in the day
Yekshemesh youtube.com/watch
The Good Old Days.
http://www.instagram.com/p/CL_ASvlntaJ/ They’re coming back.
Seeking Alpha – 4/7/21
Talking to bots – cont’d
PED30 Value Add…
Editors Take: it’s going to close up unless it closes down. 00 may hit too. 🤡
Apple’s First Loss In a While…
I’m very surprised by the discontinuation of the HomePod. It could be signaling so many different things.
NFSW: A Really Good Checklist
Borat like MICA bears
But who’s the other guy?
Bad First Dates…
Best Farewell Speech Ever🎤
youtube.com/watch
What did Paul Pierce say?
NSFW: If it’s ok for IG…
It’s ok for us. Yekshemesh
All clear from State Department…
Market and $AAPL head higher.
Win, win, win, win…
Port composition to free blog subscribers only…
Wall Street plagiarizes.
Read my weekend report I wrote on $AAPL My first line was strength in Services Then this joker below chimes in with his “research” Dude, just tell em you’re a plagiarising aggregator. Oh wait, forgot about the sell-side My bad 🤦🏽♂️
Buying $AAPL puts into close
Major Tailwind ahead.
Newsomlini expected to announce full California opening by Summer
Incoming Major Macro Wind…
Jim Cramer or TraderVic ?
Who shrugged off Katy’s dumb call on $AAPL first? Bonus points: Who issued a Strong Buy on this weekend that was plagiarized by Wall Street. PPS – Obv my research is not credited.
Seeing Alpha? 🤣🤣🤣
We’re about to separate the men from the kids. Happens all the time. Anyway, I’ve been a trader for 25 years. Now, you all think you’re traders. You ain’t shit. You’re kids. You got lucky. But you’re not a Trader. This is a Trader 👌🏽🤞🏿✌🏿👊🏿
PS – what’s amazing is…
$AAPL is green even with analyst hammers lowering targets. As Cramer will tell you, that shows immense strength. Higher we go. I see $150 by 5/1/21…
OMG the Street is such a con job.
Peer pressure? $AAPL has no peers as evidenced by my last research report. These analysts are such whores. Read my research report. I’m with Cramer. NEVER SELL