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dude buried the huge news that The Banker is DOA… Looks like he’s just another one of Apple’s PR pawns… ps – my removal from his blog makes a whole lot more sense now.

i told you  was in trouble in Hollywood. Just ask The Banker… Meanwhile, hippy journalists use liberal tactics and manufactured narratives to focus on AirPod Pros selling out like hotcakes. 😂😂😂 Ask yourself one question? What’s the margin on an AirPod Pro versus idiotically drunk walking into arguably, the world’s second oldest profession. TimContinue reading “You dumbass motherfuckers…”

Call us Neros from here forth. See you at the sale…

and there might be a tidal wave coming telling you for a friend… 🌊 🌊 🌊

we’re entering a content war right? in that case, let’s look at content. you can buy content creators but they’re quite fairly priced. let’s instead look at content creation devices. and there’s really only one. and it’s really fucking cheap. buy the content creation device. cause in a content war, content tools are going toContinue reading “looking over the new landscape, i love this stock…”

Epic nights always start at Waldorf. on the agenda are Dan Tana’s and Crazy Girls… or, what i like to call Thursday…

it’s called the OnePlus 7T. it’s better than an iPhone 11 Max Pro. at half the price. and it’s why China DGAF about  and Trump exempting tariffs. See, NEWSFLASH. Apple needs China more than China needs Apple. Chink on that for a second and let it chink in… PS – Foxconn can stop makingContinue reading “The phone that’s coming to eat Apple’s lunch that no one has ever heard of…”

apparently, lots of rainbows. and unicorns. don’t hold your breath for a set of tits tho.

should get a one year suspension as well. Ownership aside. racism in the NFL has gotta stop.

RAIDER next year. you heard it here first. Can’t wait…

we’re celebrating life and Ms MICA December on Saturday Nov 30th. some Crazy Girls and maybe even Sapphire girls are coming through. text 714-880-GOAT for deets and to get on the list. come work your tryptophan off with poker and some beautiful nannies (young female GOATs) and my Goddaughter. boy RR, if you don’t comeContinue reading “we’re having a Black Saturday Saleabration at GOAT House – Malbu”

anyone know her?

 and Disney have a gentlemen’s agreement to merge next year. i wonder what the FTC would say about a merger like that.

the last time  crashed, it had a single digit forward PE. study history. 9/21/12. it’s happening. again. history is merely repeating itself…

looks like $surf is up today. told you so…

is happening.

i wanna smoke what your smoking. speaking of smoking, try the Moxie pen. #legit speaking of smoking, gotta love Philip Morris. they buy a piece of JUUL and then send their own PAC team in to lower the price of the rest of the company. I LOVE AMERICA. WELL PLAYED PM, well played!

😂😂😂 might be too late for chatting.

if this chick doesn’t Cash Call me back the $300 I lent her…

No Apple iPhone 5G in 2020. The super cycle is pushed back a year. That’s gonna leave a mark…

Jon Gruden runs into tunnel at halftime, realizes first half isn’t over

stay tuned.

1pm Staples. see you soon!

If I were Roger Goodell, here are the suspensions I’d hand down: Mike Tomlin: season suspension for coaching like a fool. Myles Garrett: season suspension for snapping. Mason Rudolph: Job replaced by Colin Kaepernick for flopping like a little bitch. That’s it…

Next year, when we find out that 1/2 of the men in Hollywood sucked a dick or took one in the ass for career advancement, I propose we call #mentoo. Proposing for a friend.

idiots…

babe ruth was on cnbc today and he did a live interview. he gave metrics that were ridiculous. he informed you that margin is increasing BIG LEAGUE. he then casually told you he’s at the forefront of sports betting. he tried to tell you that he has the best monetizable brands in disposable time. heContinue reading “ya’ll fucking stoopid”

You’re all wrong. But nothing new there. I lived on Radford Ave. that’s where a little show called Seinfeld lived for almost a decade. My tour of duty at my address was also about a decade. I fell asleep to “drunks” at 4343 Radford AA house getting louder and louder in the early mornings ofContinue reading “ spending 6 bill on content? ye, right. there WILL be BLOOD…”

We’re watching the Raiders. VIP.

Orders are not to be disputed. They are only supposed to be executed.

fuck, let’s roll the dice somewhere. how about tinseltown. Apple will spend north of 10 bill to acquire content by 2022, hoping to decipher and exploit the tastes, desires, wants and needs or an increasingly finicky and ostensibly shrinking total audience. interesting logic. 🍿 📺 🙏🏽

like crazy crazy… ps – cool easter egg. when in LA, ask waze to take you to crazy girls. say “take me to crazy girls” 😂😂😂

and we all know, when mj sets his mind to something, shits gonna get done…

you don’t wanna miss this.

i’m gonna let ya’ll know what happened. but i’m gonna not use names to protect the innocent. or guilt.

i’m not an  bear. i’m an  trader. i’m not a douchebag that has a wife half my age and puts that on a message board. as mentioned, i’ve been asked by some major shareholders to advise them how to protect their nest egg. i’ve advised them to buy puts in a ratio toContinue reading “contrary to one fucking idiot in la jolla…”

cause in the hood, koreans disrespect blacks. how? selling a guy a 99c pack of swishers for 1.63. that’s how…

if you’re sitting on a nest egg retirement  position and you’re not insuring it with puts or $SQQQ. leaders are first to rally and last to fall. today is shaping up to be a reversal day. if you’re in  and you don’t buy puts, you win the GREEDY award. insure your position withContinue reading “you’ve gotta be a fucking moron…”

my lowest price ever. let’s roll. rip Malibu with me

horace comes out with a wonderful piece about the walled garden. only “one more thing” missing. services revenue growth doubling in three years is awesome. but the first double is the easiest. some idiot at http://www.ped30.com threw out a 200 billion service revenue business. muthrrfucker must have been smoking the good stuff. the world populationContinue reading “hargreaves is right…”

checkbook this time. and with 25% off sale at $SHOP, he’s gonna write a check. $50 bill or $450ish should do it. git sum here.

and you don’t own puts to protect yo’ self, you deserve to get wrecked yo’ self. buy 1 to 1/2  april 2020 200 – 210 put for every share you own. your welcome. don’t be the pussy cat. be the GOAT…

we’re counting lines. but that doesn’t work anymore. why? garbage in, garbage out (GIGO). it’s not about line counts anymore. the more relevant stat is transaction time. from our cursory nationwide poll, assisting with installation of SERVICES is causing transaction time to nearly double. makes sense. this is obviously creating a throughput bottleneck and givingContinue reading “why line counts don’t work anymore…”

“um, you probably want to keep an eye out on your child. we don’t want anyone getting electrocuted in the store”

send your ig to victor@micabear.com. Mica represents CA and CA love. be camera ready for shoot next week in malibu. peace and love.

there’s talk that NIKE “banksyed” us on a shoe. there might be something out there goatier than off-whites due to an overseen collab. we’re working it.

i axed it to take me to crazy girls. and it did…

short with confidence.

just because

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so we did too. still not sure why. anyway,  longs are about to get smoked. why? how much time do you have? the street likes to call these headwinds. we prefer getting head in the wind but that’s besides the point. each of these headwinds can peel 5 points of fapple 😂 but weContinue reading “every jew starts new projects on tuesday.”

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