Looks like The RAIDER Way is going back Tom Flores and Gruden 1.0. Men earned their startling time. Ferrell, Jacobs and Abrams playing for a contract next year.
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Update: $AAPL #OGs Still #Crushing.
They’re still crushing but from what we’re hearing, Victor Castrol has now lost at least a million on yesterday’s bravado. Bravo Tello. Buon Giorno Luca #bornandstayed
This, not #CIS is why $DIS is getting #dissed. See if you can figure it out inside.
$AAPL Hammer These!
1u market
“It’s Where You Take It From There”
#CPTHC
And Now Let’s Say Our Daily Morning Prayer – led by James the Homeless Comediam. THC for short.
BREAKING NEWS: $AAPL Sleuths Continue Crushing
Twelve years ago, two wild and crazy guys came up with a scheme to figure how many iPads Apple would sell at introduction. https://www.businessinsider.com/apple-sells-an-estimated-74000-ipads-in-the-first-four-and-half-hours-2010-3?amp They decided to build a community data agg model and reverse engineered Apple’s ordering system. Their results were amazingly accurate and it caused Apple to randomize and make other changes. Well,Continue reading “BREAKING NEWS: $AAPL Sleuths Continue Crushing”
To the Víctor Comes the Spoils…
🎰 🎤 ⏬
Was that an Earthquake?
Or is my anus puckering?
$AAPL – It’s gonna be a good day
Imma pre-smoke, pre-earnings got I got 2.8 it touches 145 tomorrow
Got 2.8m on $AAPL Puts…
Listen to track in TIDAL – Ice Cube: It Was A Good Day https://tidal.com/track/44569768
$AAPL #Trade – Your Welcome Part Deux
FULL PORT
Pink Panther: Prominent LA Ketamine Clinic Being Investigated for Street Sales.
Story breaking 5/1/22.
Your welcome – $AAPL
Huge $AAPL #Revenue #Guidance Clue Given.
As reported by PED 3.0 today, Apple, Inc. Is leaving many Genius positions left infilled. This portends many things and none of them good. POSSIBILITIES 1. No demand for Geniuses – NEGATIVE 2. No supply of Geniuses – NEGATIVE OUTCOME Steve Jobs famously created the Genius position to be the Brand Ambassador of andContinue reading “Huge $AAPL #Revenue #Guidance Clue Given.”
Republican National Convention gets pranked.
#NFLDRAFT: REACH FOR THIS TIGHT END
There’s a tight end who’s looking mid to high single digit that’s being severely undervalued. He’s projected to go early 4th round to late 5th. We’d take him as a late second. Let’s see where he goes and what he does.
SOURCE: SEC “MAY” HOLD UP MUSK PURCHASE OF $TWTR
Hearing sources starting to chirp that the deal might not be green. Apparently, the SEC is considering filing a motion to place a hold on the purchase given that Musk initiated the takeover with an unfiled required 13-F. The fat lady isn’t singing yet. But the pregnant one is: More details to follow.
Introducing #COVID23
This time it’s totally manipulated. But we’ll it anyway. Cause we can. When will the ROW figure out the the Shangai Lockdown is actually corporate warfare.
“Be careful, this market really could rally” says Analyst
“I’m just kidding. It’s dead”
$AAPL VP ADMITS UPCOMING iPhone SUPPLY SHORTAGE – VIDEO CLIP INSIDE…
https://youtu.be/9p_FzRW_Vv4 21 Take – Look out below.
This is what one Institutional is trying to do to many other Institutionals in $GME
media4.giphy.com/media/uTOsVeOaD7OjC/giphy.gif This thing is going higher. Way higher…
Rare $AAPL outage makes news ahead of WH #cyberattack warning | Papi Chulo’s Take inside. #russianukrainewar
From “Apple Is Back Online After Several Services Including App Store, iTunes, Podcasts Suffer Outage” in Tuesday’s Wall Street Journal. — Read on http://www.ped30.com/2022/03/22/apple-outage-cyberattack-warning/ PC Take: This was a warning shot and they decided to start at one of the most impenetrable companies. Expect a major attack to occur this week targeting a domestic oilContinue reading “Rare $AAPL outage makes news ahead of WH #cyberattack warning | Papi Chulo’s Take inside. #russianukrainewar”
Roh Roh #iPhone sales #fell in #China last month, $AAPL more slowly than the rest | Philip Elmer‑DeWitt
From a note to Evercore clients by Amit Daryanani that landed on my desktop Monday. — Read on http://www.ped30.com/2022/03/21/apple-iphone-china-falling/ PC Take: look out below
Bargaining over West Coast ports labor pact puts retailers on edge – FreightWaves
The port chaos cocktail: Mix 12 months of container bottlenecks with contentious contract talks for dockworkers. — Read on http://www.freightwaves.com/news/bargaining-over-west-coast-ports-labor-pact-puts-retailers-on-edge/amp PC Take: It’s coming. 7/1/22
Oh oh…
Real Fucking $TSLA Genius
youtube.com/watch
If you’re buying this market,
I’ve got a bridge to sell you.
#onlyfans Eden is a #whitegirl, people think she’s #honey,
A real estate investor, that makes a lot of money onlyfans.com/edensgard3n
Oh boy….
Sources – #LasVegas #Raiders reach deal with pass-rusher #probowl Chandler Jones, #trade Yannick Ngakoue to Indianapolis Colts
The Raiders have reached agreement on a deal with pass-rusher Chandler Jones and are trading Yannick Ngakoue to the Colts, sources told ESPN. — Read on http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/33519163/source-las-vegas-raiders-reach-deal-pass-rusher-chandler-jones
21’s First Meme NFT now avail… # blind
Check out my NFT! http://www.instagram/tradervic Shared via MetaMask.io #colorblind
Oh, the irony is killing me…
Sell ATM to open on all tech…
Expiring this week. $AAPL, $NVDA, $EVERYTHING UP TODAY Rug pull coming right up.
I’m putting up #100million to host #Ye #vs #PeteDavidson
The Fight of the Century. https://brobible.com/sports/article/jake-paul-kanye-west-pete-davidson-boxing/?fbclid=IwAR3b60sYz4iWaa6OPVLqetX8mVSyZ8yF81hEH7Y_YqqvzucB_gpVhfEfiyE Joke Paul is underpaying for this fight. So, I’ll step up with a more realistic offer. *#rublestho
GDAMN THIS is TIGHT #AF #AF1 #crypto 🔥 #takeoff
Listen to track in TIDAL – Takeoff, Rich The Kid: Crypto https://tidal.com/track/219764550
@FBI and @FCC, Looks like some motherfucker doesn’t know…
This is a federal crime. #6692183205 Impersonating a Caller ID. Not a #smoothcriminal
Gerstner needs to check his #Altimeter
$RBLX? $SNOW? Dude is Cathie Wooding. The altimeter is at ZERO PS – The hair piece makes Einhorn’s look passable. JHC…
$GFAI #runnin like #21savage
$2.10 this week…
$AAPL’s greatest product in the last 5 years is…
$AAPL Luca Maestri is a Mastro. The greatest engineering they’ve done is financial. The majority of Apple’s EOS growth over the past 5 years has come from share buybacks. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
100 dimes. Wow…
Wow. #TomBrady is back
You Really Want a #NoFlyZone? #russiaukrainewar
Want to put U.S. or allied aircraft over Ukraine? Answer these questions first. — Read on http://www.defenseone.com/ideas/2022/03/no-fly-zone-test/363099/
And now, the dopest drop ever… #MALIBUHILLS
I’m blessed, humbled and honored to open 3League’s latest track, Malibu Hills. Check it out here: https://tidal.com/track/220424994 And check out The Future Leagues playlist here: https://tidal.com/playlist/b690de13-96f0-44bc-bfef-58e13226978f We’re on Twitch daily at http://www.Twitch.TV/TheFutureLeagues. Give us a follow and check out our daily NBA and NHL schedule.
The Stupidest Shit Ever #kyrie #covid…
sports.yahoo.com/kyrie-irving-attends-nets-knicks-game-still-unable-to-play-due-to-nyc-vaccine-mandate-180555216.html
New #COVID #VARIANT is here. @cdc #stealth
https://www.nytimes.com/article/omicron-variant-ba2.html?smid=url-share Perfect time to stop the mask mandate.
The top 50 most reviewed restaurants and eateries on $Yelp | #Yelp – Official Blog
The top 50 most reviewed restaurants and eateries on Yelp | Yelp – Official Blog — Read on blog.yelp.com/community/the-top-50-most-reviewed-restaurants-and-eateries-on-yelp/
21 said it. 84 confirmed. $AAPL is going to…
The 140s Next week… Load puts.
Remember that penny? $GFAI #GG #Gucci
Hey @topshot. This is way too complicated for #boomers. Elevate Your Game With This Flash Challenge
Raise your Flash Challenge game tonight. — Read on blog.nbatopshot.com/posts/flash-challenge-raising-the-bar
#SHOCKER – @POTUS Stands with Ukraine. Not behind it tho…
http://www.wsj.com/articles/mig-combat-jets-spark-squabble-within-nato-over-helping-ukraine-11646854872 PC Take: The US is handcuffed. We can’t do anything except false threats. And Putin knows this. PPC Take: Moldova should hire Anthony Fauci to fast track NATO status. The Fauc ain’t busy. And he’s good with fast tracking bullshit.
The #ScoutWick formerly known as a #PhantomTrade $NVDA
Basically, we’re heading back to $215
#HunterBiden is the #NavySeal of #Druggies. He was banned from #ChateauMarmont for ‘#drug use’
LOS ANGELES — Hunter Biden was banned from the legendary celebrity hangout Chateau Marmont because of “drug use,” and the then-soon-to-be first son had to send someone to retrieve his personal belongings still on the property, according to texts from his laptop. — Read on news.yahoo.com/hunter-biden-banned-chateau-marmont-184400852.html PC Take: Getting banned from Chateau Marmont, where manyContinue reading “#HunterBiden is the #NavySeal of #Druggies. He was banned from #ChateauMarmont for ‘#drug use’”
Jesús. John Elway IS THE TOWN DRUNK…
As a RAIDERS fan, we thank you John. You’re taking the Donkeys in the drink with you. That deal basically ended this decade for y’all. Nice work!
Short $BMBL to 0…
The Shield is in Big Trouble
sports.yahoo.com/after-stephen-ross-tanking-allegations-calvin-ridleys-gambling-suspension-illustrates-troubling-problem-for-nfl-003608867.html
Headline should read: US LAWMAKERS DEBATING ##WW3. US officials, lawmakers debate no-fly zone over Ukraine | TheHill
— Read on thehill.com/homenews/sunday-talk-shows/597069-us-officials-lawmakers-debate-no-fly-zone-over-ukraine Quit the farce. #PutinIsntPlaying Why don’t you stop purchasing Russian oil you hypocritical morons?
#HarveyWeinstein busted for smuggling #MilkDuds into #LAjail – New York Daily News
A search of the imprisoned Oscar-winning producer uncovered a stash of Milk Duds after a Los Angeles meeting with his attorney in a jail medical facility in downtown Los Angeles, according to a report Thursday by Variety. — Read on http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/ny-harvey-weinstein-milk-duds-los-angeles-jail-20220304-3q3iyp6ebjhmzfddr7lr2ys3aq-story.html
I’m going out on a limb… #jelaniwoods
One of these three will earn a gold jacket and HOF Odds on #3
Liberty Veritas shoots and scores with his first meme
How the WOKE negotiate… #AOC gets down on #bendedknee to see the end of #WorldWar3. She obviously learned a lot from Kamala. Vlad said “Nyet”. He wants #Kiev and #BlackSea #10s only. – LV
21’s Bag for Sale…
Check out this item on OfferUp. https://offerup.co/TUa2jUza8nb #louisvuitton #forsale #calabasas #kobebasas #ghettobasas #91302 #offerup #boughtmeabagtoday
25 year Anniversary of Greatest Bank Robbery Attempt. Ever…
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Hollywood_shootout God Bless the #LAPD and all First Responders. Thankfully, this event prompted law enforcement departments nationwide to upgrade weapons, systems and #tactical response.
3/3/22
It’s a two pair kinda day
Papi Chulo loves Chief Mountain…
And Tim Cook loves it even more. $AAPL WILL BUY $PARA with a 6 or 7 handle before 2024. Possibly 8 handle if he keeps waiting. Put your best clients in it.
Bull Trap in Full Effect…
Thanks Jerome.
If you don’t like money…
Buy this market. If you do like money, STAY THE FUCK AWAY.
Here we go. Brady coming to Vegas baby…
heavycom.cmail19.com/t/t-l-qcsiy-yhtiyhdrv-y/ Let’s GO!!!
Tried to warn y’all…
I’m only up this today. #serendipitous $SQQQ
People still don’t listen to…
Papi Chulo. 4% in an hour. What is that annualised?
I just became a #millionaire
in #Russia All it takes is $11,000 You can be a #russianmillionaire too No wonder they have so many billionaires. It only takes $11 million #US to be an #Oligarch
C’mon $IBKR
This is $HOOD shit. If I want to buy Ruble, let me buy #Russian #RUBLE
Don’t buy the hype…
$SQQQ
Hammer Ruble here.
The Russians are coming. The Ruble isn’t going anywhere. BOGÓ sale. 50% off.
Release the Hounds…
Load the $SQQQ. Buy equity and April ATM.
Papi Chulo isn’t buying this rally…
The fun is only about to begun in Ukraine. Lower we go… $SQQQ
Take the $GFAI here
Conflict? #RussianUkraineWar
Anyone that calls this a conflict, invasion or anything other than War is one thing: A FUCKING MORON Starting with Ted Lieu. He should drop the u from the end of his name and just be Ted Lie. That’s all he does. Fuck you Ted Lieu. That’s Papi Chulo’s Review…
Who wants to bet this touches $1 Monday?
Not that I’m a gambling man. https://youtu.be/iBZBU7SHHSo
#CNN has wrong headline again. #molotovcocktails #molotov
#Citizens are #drinking Molotov #cocktails to forget about #Russians #citizens are #drinking #cocktails to #drown their #sorrow and #pain. #molotov is what got us into this in the #firstplace PS – Research where the Molotov cocktail was invented…
Hammer $SQQQ
$QQQ will be ass tomorrow. Speaking of ass…
Want a #cybersecurity #penny?
Blue horseshoe loves $GFAI Put your best clients in it
Buy an #NFT…
$AAPL gonna break $150
$140s coming. $130s likely. Put me down for $137.21 low. Hold my beer…
Did this $BKNG dumbass just say people are gonna book early?
Wow. Dude. No one is booking.com anything. $PCLN
Buy this NFT…
opensea.io/assets/ethereum/0x495f947276749ce646f68ac8c248420045cb7b5e/13042439285317493619344494391361982332889755109087897202838514432530400149505 #NFT #HiddenHills
Shove $ETH.X here…
100 units. All in One reason All day…
Pretty Sure Papi Chulo Addressed This About $AAPL Last Year…
Rolled the tape. Keyword #ftcked
My burner phone,
has a burner phone…
We’re all #Narcissists…
to some degree. Everyone is throwing around the #label. I’ve personally #struggled with trying to define it because it’s such a #mindfuck. #Hallelujah! Apparently, last year, Dr, Burgemeester out of #Europe created the most concise definition, diagnosis and breakdown I’VE EVER #SEEN. Given the #sensation of #Euphoria on #HBO, #billieellish, #ye, #lanadelrey, #truthsocial, #maga, etContinue reading “We’re all #Narcissists…”
Just in time for EV charging…
Open Letter to Cathie Wood and $ARKK from 21.
Dear Cathie: Your past performance is full of shit. It was comprised of two elements. 1. You ran $TSLA like a bitch. Nice trade. 2. You ran on the coattails of Hwang who leveraged himself to huge performance. That’s not performance. That’s called chasing tail. You got lucky. 🍀 #NotreDame #highschool and myself are askingContinue reading “Open Letter to Cathie Wood and $ARKK from 21.”
“What we’ve got here is”
A REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH. It’s only happened since about 0 AD kids.
@EveBarlow is the reason
Jews can’t have nice things. She’s a self-proclaimed interrupter. She’s also a fucking idiot. A nd a one woman false flag/fag operation. Go home Eve. You’re dumb.
Source: $AAPL circling $PTON
Hearing 50’s… wants the delivery network as much as the Bike. Hmm…
$WYNN Has Bigger Problems.
Trust me.
UPDATED: 7:04am 21pst Our first joke / meme / whatever. Look inside.
Here’s a picture of clown bullshitting about things he doesn’t really know much about but tons of #APEs think $RBLX IS GOD’s GIFT TO MANKIND (MANNKIND). PS – Does he have a pedo vibe? Asking for a friend. Couple friends actually. If you must know, NY friends. Yeah, family offices, PE firms, hedge funds, WMF,Continue reading “UPDATED: 7:04am 21pst Our first joke / meme / whatever. Look inside.”
Coming Soon
Here’s a look at our first cover. Rumors are, it’s gunna be lit. Price will be free. It’ll de dropped at Malibu News Stand. Release date looking like 4/20/2022 at 4:20pm. Go figure. Anyway, let us know what you think.
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Under New Management!
Just like your favorite Rub n Tug place, we’re UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT. Our Founder Victor Castrol retired. He calls himself a GOAT these days and says he like to graze on grass all day in Malibu with little town nannies. Adult supervision decided it was best to put that GOAT out to pasture. We didn’tContinue reading “Under New Management!”