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#Fauci to leave #Biden administration in #December | The Hill | #RohRoh

Anthony Fauci will step down from his positions in the Biden administration in December. Fauci, the chief medical adviser to the president and longtime director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, said he will be leaving those positions to “pursue the next chapter in my career.” “While I am moving on from…Continue reading “#Fauci to leave #Biden administration in #December | The Hill | #RohRoh”

#BREAKINGNEWS: #FSPN777 reports: #Fox Changes Name of its #HOTTEST #TVshow | #TheMaskedSinger | Details Inside | #checkmate | sponsored by $NUGS | #KobeBasas | #CAlove

FOR RELEASE 9/21/22 05:00 UTC Fox got into a bit of a kerfluffle recently when it was revealed that Tom Brady left training camp back in August to report to THE MASKED SINGER. After his retirement, #TB12’s #team started a #PR campaign that included an appearance on the Fox network’s biggest show. It’s industry practiceContinue reading “#BREAKINGNEWS: #FSPN777 reports: #Fox Changes Name of its #HOTTEST #TVshow | #TheMaskedSinger | Details Inside | #checkmate | sponsored by $NUGS | #KobeBasas | #CAlove”

#Mossad appoints two #women for first time to top #spy roles – Israel News – #TheJerusalemPost | 21’s Take | #GodisaWoman | The #next #JamesBond is already #deployed.

“A.” was made head of the Mossad Intelligence Department and “K.” was appointed to head the Iran Department. — Read on m.jpost.com/israel-news/article-714979 21’s Take: If that’s A and K, tell us more about 4 and 7… Mazel Tov ve kol ha cavot. בייה

In the interest of full and fair disclosure and transparency, I’m Sorry | $QQQ | $NUGS | $AMC | WARLORD | 21 | #sexytime

Yesterday, I tweeted that my daily return was 2.86% against a $QQQ loss of about 2%. My balance was adjusted overnight and that was factually incorrect. The correct gain yesterday was actually: I’m sorry… My deepest apologies, WARLORD 21

DRIED UP: #Texas cattle industry faces existential #crisis from #historic #drought | The Hill

The American West is experiencing its driest period in human history, a megadrought that threatens health, agriculture and entire ways of life. DRIED UP is examining the dire effects of the drought on the states most affected — as well as the solutions Americans are embracing. AUSTIN, Texas — The megadrought in the Western U.S.,…Continue reading “DRIED UP: #Texas cattle industry faces existential #crisis from #historic #drought | The Hill”

#LosAngeles #CityAtty. #MikeFeuer #Attacks #FreeSpeech on #Abortion | #DerFeuer | #NAZI | #DFOH

Commentary Now the First Amendment is under attack as collateral from America’s abortion wars. Los Angeles City Atty. … — Read on http://www.theepochtimes.com/los-angeles-city-atty-mike-feuer-attacks-free-speech-on-abortion_4671489.html Just when you thought California was Communist, in comes the Nazi. We need to bounce all these clowns.

Gene Munster: The Apple Car is a ‘higher probability than most would expect’ (video) | Philip Elmer‑DeWitt

From “Apple’s new products this fall will be subdued, says Loup’s Gene Munster” which aired Thursday on CNBC. — Read on http://www.ped30.com/2022/08/18/apple-car-gene-munster/ 21 Take: I’m still waiting on that Apple TV Gene.

Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, and other billionaires are backing an exploration for rare minerals buried beneath Greenland’s ice

As Greenland’s ice melts, mining companies believe the minerals and metals below the surface can be used to power electric vehicles. — Read on finance.yahoo.com/news/jeff-bezos-bill-gates-other-170644978.html

The case for trading #Apple options | PED | From the #OG #cowboy #cowboys mentioned at the bottom of the article. | 21 | Thanks for the #revisit @philiped | $NUGS | $AAPL

From friend-of-the-blog Gregg Thurman. — Read on http://www.ped30.com/2022/08/17/apple-options-gregg-thurman/ Cowboys and Farmers don’t need to be friends. I’ve made millions and never had to deal with a farmer. Ironically, I became one when I used my $AAPL windfall to buy a farm. That farm has a ticker symbol. #NUGS

21 Buys #MaddeNomics – The Place for #MUT news, tips and tricks for #MADDEN23 #TrumpCard

Terms undisclosed. We’re rolling the site into MICA Bear. Until then, watch us work at http://www.Twitch.TV/TheFutureLeagues. We’re having a launch party with Mak Milla and a special guest host tomorrow on http://www.Twitch.TV/FSPN777 tomorrow at 7pm PST. Tune in and WIN…

Credit Suisse hires Shannon Cross, raises Apple target $35 to $201 | From PED | #Congrats #Shannon. | Question from the $AAPL 🔨 inside.

Credit Suisse hires Shannon Cross, raises Apple target $35 to $201 | Philip Elmer‑DeWitt — Read on http://www.ped30.com/2022/08/16/apple-credit-suisse-shannon-cross/ 21’s Take: Hi Shannon, great quarter. What’s the current employee count at CS. Thanks!

#BREAKINGNEWS: #raiders Josh Jacobs requests a number change. Reason inside. #blackmamba #kobe

Word out of training camp is JJ wants to mix it up and kiss 28 good bye. He chose 8 to evoke a “Kobe / Black Mamba” approach to this season considering he’s future with the Raiders isn’t guaranteed. Good luck 8. We’re rooting for you. #HARD

The #problem with #metaverse #thinking is… And $TWTR, and #elon. And @ssfucking #myself. | 21 |

It’s all wrong. My uninformed opinion is such that, the World will become the Metaverse. I see a day when we’re all on permanent lockdown. And our sole means of interacting requires us to enter the Metaverse, which, as mentioned above, is REALITY. Stay with me here. I’m done. PS – Elon. Please buy twitter.Continue reading “The #problem with #metaverse #thinking is… And $TWTR, and #elon. And @ssfucking #myself. | 21 |”

#Apple ($AAPL) Lays Off #Recruiters as Part of Hiring Slowdown, Spending Cuts | Bloomberg | PC Take

Apple Inc. laid off many of its contract-based recruiters in the past week, part of a push to rein in the tech giant’s hiring and spending, according to people with knowledge of the matter. — Read on http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-08-16/apple-lays-off-recruiters-as-part-of-its-slowdown-in-hiring PC Take: If this is true, Tim Apple fibbed or played loose with details on the earningsContinue reading “#Apple ($AAPL) Lays Off #Recruiters as Part of Hiring Slowdown, Spending Cuts | Bloomberg | PC Take”

I Numb the Pain with the Money | 21 |

Listen to track in TIDAL – 21 Savage: Numb https://tidal.com/track/75992607 You dumb with money cause you never had to earn it. You treat money like honey cause you’re a sonny. When someone gives you something, you don’t respect it. You don’t respect it because you never earned anything. You’re more spoiled than milk from theContinue reading “I Numb the Pain with the Money | 21 |”

8/11/22 Scoreboard | LOAD $SQQQ and $AMC | Surfers – #smoked | Traders – #Win | #APE – #tothemoon. | #NSSS |#ama #AnyQuestions? | #VegasVic | #twentyone | 🎰🎰🎰

Surfers sometimes need a lifeguard or lifesaver when they get into a bad current or swell. Nasally Silver Spooned Surfers (NSSS) need the #US #coast #guard when they put on dumb trades like STO $AMC JAN ‘23 100c collecting 1.50 200 times. GDamn that’s dumb. Brendan, bankruptcy and/or the Coast Guard won’t save you bro.Continue reading “8/11/22 Scoreboard | LOAD $SQQQ and $AMC | Surfers – #smoked | Traders – #Win | #APE – #tothemoon. | #NSSS |#ama #AnyQuestions? | #VegasVic | #twentyone | 🎰🎰🎰”

EXCLUSIVE: LA’s Newest Workout Craze! 🏋️‍♂️📱🏆

This is all the rage right now in LA. It’s called the Ballen in Ciaga’s. Put on a pair of 1,000 athletic shoes and pay $249 a month to sit on athletic equipment and take care of your social media. It’s the hottest new thing in LA. Don’t believe me? Here’s the link if youContinue reading “EXCLUSIVE: LA’s Newest Workout Craze! 🏋️‍♂️📱🏆”

The #DerekCarr to #DavanteAdams connection is best summarised by #ROMANS417 | #RAIDERS

The ghost of past RAIDERS dead and alive will give life to our 2022 team. It’ll call into existence things that don’t exist. The ball will roll our way. The wind is in our sails. We’re hungry but not for food. For blood. For W’s. And for the Chip… Let’s Fucking Go…

Democrats Weaponize the IRS and Pass Climate Agenda Under Banner of Reducing Inflation

Senate Democrats passed the Inflation Reduction Act, a new plan that aims to alleviate inflation. While estimates vary … — Read on http://www.theepochtimes.com/democrats-weaponize-the-irs-and-pass-climate-agenda-under-banner-of-reducing-inflation_4651051.html

#Apple leaves #Aramco in the dust | PED | Or, don’t listen to a “journalist” with 4 shares of $AAPL

From Jeran Wittenstein’s “Apple’s Chart-Topping Run Gets a Boost From Retail Investors” posted Tuesday on the Bloomberg. — Read on http://www.ped30.com/2022/08/09/apple-aramco-market-cap-2/ PED has said some stupid stuff. But this line takes the cake. ARAMCO SURPASSING APPLE IN MARKET CAP WAS AN ANOMALY. BRO, YOU REALLY DON’T KNOW DICK.

Did $AMZN buy #Roomba to keep $AAPL and $GOOG from sniffing around? | PED | No, they bought for another reason | Details inside

From Benedict Evans Newsletter No. 452: “Amazon buys Rooomba.” — Read on http://www.ped30.com/2022/08/08/apple-amazon-roomba/ Benedict is usually right but this time he’s wrong. Dead wrong. Roomba is Amazon’s first entry into the sex toy industry. Imagine the possibilities of a roaming sex slave with intense vacuum sucking abilities. It’s already proven adept at munching rug. NowContinue reading “Did $AMZN buy #Roomba to keep $AAPL and $GOOG from sniffing around? | PED | No, they bought for another reason | Details inside”

#NOSHITSHERLOCK As China, Taiwan Tensions Flare, US Faces Shrinking Window to Deter Conflict – Defense One

Experts say China has multiple options for military or coercive action in the coming years. Neither the US or Taiwan can prepare for all of them. — Read on http://www.defenseone.com/threats/2022/08/china-taiwan-tensions-flare-us-faces-shrinking-window-deter-conflict/375514/

BREAKING NEWS: $AAPL Isn’t Worried about  TV+ | Things overheard at last night’s #TheSuccession #launch #party at #nobu #malibu

I had the pleasure of attending last nights launch party at Nobu in Malibu. First off, as a Jew, I love to calculate how much people spend on parties. The soirée had upwards of 500 guests at close to $300 a head. $150 – 250k. Apple also their own full production team and security. 500Continue reading “BREAKING NEWS: $AAPL Isn’t Worried about  TV+ | Things overheard at last night’s #TheSuccession #launch #party at #nobu #malibu”

So far, $AAPL Pegatron #shipments have been spared #Chinese #slowdown | PED | 21’s Take Inside | Pelosi prolly hammered #puts

From Nikkei Asia’s “Shipments to Pegatron’s China factory disrupted after exec met Pelosi” posted Friday. — Read on http://www.ped30.com/2022/08/05/apple-pelosi-china-slowdown/ 21’s Take: Good thing Apple deferred iPhone revenue into next quarter. PS – Pretty sure Nancy Mafiosi has Apple puts. She has immaculate timing.

AMTD Digital’s Stock Plunge Erases More Value Than Goldman’s Market Cap (HKD) – Bloomberg | $MGAM next starting Monday.

Even after a retail frenzy that saw GameStop Corp. become the hottest stock in the world and a dog-themed joke cryptocurrency gain billions in value, the whirlwind trading in an obscure Hong Kong financial business stands out as spectacular. — Read on http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-08-05/amtd-s-wild-rise-comes-crashing-down-with-160-billion-drop

The Economist discovers $AAPL is DONE| 21’s Take

From “Apple already sold everyone an iPhone. Now what?” ($) in the current Economist. — Read on http://www.ped30.com/2022/08/06/apple-economist-discovers-services/ 21: “The rocket growth years are over” That sound you hear late Sunday night? That’s the sound of selling. Starting in #Australia, #UK, #USA Monday morning. TA wise, chart told you this was coming. Name the chartContinue reading “The Economist discovers $AAPL is DONE| 21’s Take”

US University Admits It May Have Broken Law in Contract With Wuhan Lab | WTF | 🤦🏽

A top U.S. biosecurity lab is assuming responsibility for signing “poorly drafted” agreements with three high-level biosecurity labs … — Read on http://www.theepochtimes.com/us-university-says-its-poorly-drafted-contract-with-wuhan-lab-may-have-broken-law_4644724.html

$AAPL HR’s me-too moment | PED | OR | Why TraderVic sold all his $AAPL | Papi Chulo

From “The women calling out Apple’s handling of misconduct claims” posted Wednesday in the Financial Times. — Read on http://www.ped30.com/2022/08/04/apple-hr-me-too/ PC – I’m hearing this is kinda a big deal. PS – Hypocrisy at it’s finest. You expect us to trust employees that behave like this? DFOH…

So Glad I Sold $AAPL and #CathieWood Ed It into #shitleaps #ISOLDAPPLE # YESTERDAY | TraderVic | #COMMANDERS | #REDSKINS | #Bull Trap | 🎰

Yo, if you think you’re gonna win ‘em all, you’re in the wrong casino. The only sure things in life are death and taxes. You’re miss a shift. Or be early. I think I’m early. BIG RED CANDLE TOMORROW #BULLTRAP

U.S. Announces Another $550M In Ukraine Military Aid – Defense One | Liberty Veritas Take

Funds will cover thousands of additional howitzer and HIMARS ammunition rounds — Read on http://www.defenseone.com/threats/2022/08/us-announces-another-550m-ukraine-military-aid/375203/ LV’s Take: The Slush Fund is getting slushier and slushier.

Al Qaeda Leader Killed In US Drone Strike, Biden Says – Defense One | Papi Chulo’s Take

The strike “made good” on Biden’s promise to target terrorists after withdrawing from Afghanistan, an official said. — Read on http://www.defenseone.com/threats/2022/08/reports-al-qaeda-leader-killed-us-drone-strike/375233/ PC Take: Rest in Hell…

Mark Gurman: $AAPL is tapping the breaks aggressively | PED | TraderVic already told you about this 🤡

From Gurman’s “Apple’s Hot iPhone Quarter Masks a Behind-the-Scenes Slowdown” posted Sunday on the Bloomberg. — Read on http://www.ped30.com/2022/07/31/apple-taps-breaks-gurman/ Read TraderVic / 21’s 10 Trading Commandments. This guy is #1 I believe. PS – The only thing being tapped aggressively is Gurman’s year-end bonus. That’s if he’s ever there to collect it. 50/50.

Chinese Internet Giant Could Be Kicked Off US Stock Exchange After SEC Adds Firm to Delisting $BABA

Shares of Chinese e-commerce giant Alibaba (NYSE: BABA) tumbled 10 percent on July 29 after the U.S. Securities and … — Read on http://www.theepochtimes.com/chinese-internet-giant-could-be-kicked-off-us-stock-exchange-after-sec-adds-firm-to-delisting-watchlist_4630995.html Wow…

The Army Is ‘Running a Tab’ of Equipment Sent to Ukraine – Defense One | 21 Take

The service chief said he will ask Congress to replace “every round we send, every weapon system.” — Read on http://www.defenseone.com/policy/2022/07/army-running-tab-equipment-sent-ukraine/375068/ 21 Take: A “tab”? I run a tab at a bar. Not for an expenditure of 8 billion plus. WTF?

Remember When the USA Had a “We Don’t Negotiate With Terrorists” Stance? | Liberty Veritas | Russia

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/3576618-blinken-to-discuss-proposal-to-free-paul-whelan-brittney-griner-with-russian-counterpart/ Apparently, the current Administration doesn’t see a terrorist threat from Russia, putting aside the 8 billion we’ve sent Ukraine. So which one is it Joe? Further, wars are great ways to create slush funds and said monies really level up when we’re dealing with the 1 & 2 Corrupt countries in the World andContinue reading “Remember When the USA Had a “We Don’t Negotiate With Terrorists” Stance? | Liberty Veritas | Russia”

Biden Is Arming Ukraine To ‘Play For a Tie,’ Some America-First GOPers Say – Defense One | Papi Chulo Take

The view reveals disagreement even among Trump-following Republicans about how to respond to Russia’s invasion. — Read on http://www.defenseone.com/policy/2022/07/biden-arming-ukraine-play-tie-some-america-first-gopers-say/374977/ PC Take: The House always wins when games/wars PUSH/TIE. A tie here insures #POTUS makes the most. 💼

Not Being Able to Stand in This Position Increases Mortality Risk by 84%

Recent studies have discovered that middle-aged and elderly people who cannot stand on one leg for more than … — Read on http://www.theepochtimes.com/not-being-able-to-stand-in-this-position-increases-mortality-risk-by-84_4622744.html PC Take: Wake me when the study on doggy style for a minute comes in. 🍿

FBI Wrongly Labeled ‘Derogatory Information’ on Hunter Biden as Disinformation: Whistleblowers

Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) alleged on July 25 that there were “systemic and existential problems” within the Justice … — Read on http://www.theepochtimes.com/fbi-wrongly-labeled-derogatory-information-on-hunter-biden-as-disinformation-whistleblowers_4622264.html

BREAKING NEWS: Apple Pay Suspended on Steve Wynn | MICABEAR | EXCLUSIVE |

It’s no secret that Elaine Wynn is the Queen of leaking information to fvck with her old flame. Upon numerous accounts of negotiation assfuckery, she was instrumental in rehashing of ancient history by leaking the Steve Wynn inappropriate employee relation settlements. Well, it seems she has struck again. I’m not quite sure what her intentContinue reading “BREAKING NEWS: Apple Pay Suspended on Steve Wynn | MICABEAR | EXCLUSIVE |”