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Here’s how Elon and $TSLA say game over…

You know what Elon is doing right now besides making memes, billions, 420, ambien, lamictal, vraylar and whatever else the fuck billionaires do? He’s playing a game. Wanna know what the game is called? Eeeny, meeny, miney. MO Jeff the Nazi Bozo is playing too. As is Branson. And Cook. And Iger. In fact, thisContinue reading “Here’s how Elon and $TSLA say game over…”

FYI TO THE KIDS: Your not a GOAT trader. Your just riding a BS face-ripping blow-off top. That’s not trading.

Litorally, your a lucky blow-hard who’s about to get anally raped. Don’t mistake luck for skill. It’ll cost you. Dearly… PS – fuck you Philip Elmer-Nowitt. Your just an underpriced half-baked mouthpiece shill. Ducks

SEMENAL POST: 💦. If your a long-term $AAPL shareholder with your net worth in the stock and…

You don’t buy this option, YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT that doesn’t like money. Press this to see which option to buy TODAY!!! Hookers and blow on you when you do. Purchase one of this for every 100 shares you own. At a minimum, purchase one contract for every 200 shares you own. Ask yourself, whyContinue reading “SEMENAL POST: 💦. If your a long-term $AAPL shareholder with your net worth in the stock and…”

Everyone’s smoking crack.

I’ll pay someone to smoke DI’s cock if  touches $400 this year. Speaking of sucking cock, how bout a joke courtesy of THC. (PS – don’t try and find this guy. He’s already signed with us) Speaking of driving, PORSCHE. Speaking of launching PORSCHEs, we’re having a PAWG party this Saturday 1/11/20 at 11am.Continue reading “Everyone’s smoking crack.”

I wouldn’t call PED a journalist.

Today. 1/2/20 He spent some time at Fortune where he used to journalise. Today he runs a blog aggregating Apple news and then writing one line at the bottom. Therefore, he’s a content aggregator. Or a bot But he’s human So let’s call him a hot But he’s a fanboy So let’s call him aContinue reading “I wouldn’t call PED a journalist.”

The Price Target you friggin’ idiots should be giving.

What’s the hypothetical terminal value of $AAPL. That’s the most important price target. Once and handicap and hypothecate that intellectually can you begin to have a non-manipulated, concise and 1 standard deviation discussion about whether is a buy and sell here… So, that’s the price target I’m working on. And I have an opening bid.Continue reading “The Price Target you friggin’ idiots should be giving.”

You dumbass motherfuckers…

i told you  was in trouble in Hollywood. Just ask The Banker… Meanwhile, hippy journalists use liberal tactics and manufactured narratives to focus on AirPod Pros selling out like hotcakes. 😂😂😂 Ask yourself one question? What’s the margin on an AirPod Pro versus idiotically drunk walking into arguably, the world’s second oldest profession. TimContinue reading “You dumbass motherfuckers…”

looking over the new landscape, i love this stock…

we’re entering a content war right? in that case, let’s look at content. you can buy content creators but they’re quite fairly priced. let’s instead look at content creation devices. and there’s really only one. and it’s really fucking cheap. buy the content creation device. cause in a content war, content tools are going toContinue reading “looking over the new landscape, i love this stock…”

The phone that’s coming to eat Apple’s lunch that no one has ever heard of…

it’s called the OnePlus 7T. it’s better than an iPhone 11 Max Pro. at half the price. and it’s why China DGAF about  and Trump exempting tariffs. See, NEWSFLASH. Apple needs China more than China needs Apple. Chink on that for a second and let it chink in… PS – Foxconn can stop makingContinue reading “The phone that’s coming to eat Apple’s lunch that no one has ever heard of…”