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Jim Cramer or TraderVic ?

Who shrugged off Katy’s dumb call on $AAPL first? Bonus points: Who issued a Strong Buy on  this weekend that was plagiarized by Wall Street. PPS – Obv my research is not credited.

We’re about to separate the men from the kids. Happens all the time. Anyway, I’ve been a trader for 25 years. Now, you all think you’re traders. You ain’t shit. You’re kids. You got lucky. But you’re not a Trader. This is a Trader 👌🏽🤞🏿✌🏿👊🏿

PS – what’s amazing is…

$AAPL is green even with analyst hammers lowering targets. As Cramer will tell you, that shows immense strength. Higher we go. I see $150 by 5/1/21…

OMG the Street is such a con job.

Peer pressure? $AAPL has no peers as evidenced by my last research report. These analysts are such whores. Read my research report. I’m with Cramer. NEVER SELL 

SKE reiterates Buy on $VIAC

$AAPL provides a $70 backstop…

MICA on CNBC…

Skilled Cat Enterprises reiterates $SURF – $30

The pipeline is too strong and we hypothesize circling suitor lowballed offer. Surf is going to $30 prob via buyout based on strong FDA results. If they stay independent, $100 coming. The name was our best global idea in 2020 and remains our best idea for 2021.

This is my brother from another mother. 🔥🔥🔥 rap

http://www.instagram.com/tv/B-avId7A6D3/

Song of the Day (with video)

TraderVic wins again.

I spent all of 10 minutes building my bracket right before the first tip-off Thank you very much!

How come the market doesn’t say?

Apple rose close to $3 yesterday because it was upgraded to a Strong Buy rating with a price target of $184.21 by Skilled Cat Enterprises?

Lord have mercy…

Who thinks Ana Lorde should be our first Ms. MICA Bear?

Me! Comment or like and I’ll reach out with receipts.

Wanna see what socialism looks like?

Having to rope off the beach in front of the house you paid $20 million for.

Seeking Alpha? $AAPL

What’s 10x in alpha. Asking for a friend. A friend that made a shit ton today.

$PTON, $LULU and $ZM are reopening plays

Via long-term puts putz. Short long-term with confidence.

I lost track. Should today be a Tits or Ass day?

Lmk in comments.

$AMC is going back to $14 and beyond..

Just call me The  Team … $AAPL

$AAPL gone. 130 next…

Here’s how I’m currently positioned in $AAPL

Put all your eggs in one basket,

And watch that basket carefully – Warren Buffet

Let’s get out of $TTWO and load more $AAPL

$AAPL May 21 atm… (123 or 124)

I need Baylor tonight.

One time.

Find the Easter eggs…

Happy Easter

Press UCLA +9 second half – 3u

Not sure who’s the bigger idiot here.

Skilled Cat Enterprises raises $AAPL to one year target of $184.21

(First off to authenticate entry for PED’s yearly contest of which I’m banned) Based on strength in service integration (Apple One), continuation of the Super Cycle, major upcoming developments in  Watch and Health and moonshot  Car developments. We see  as a must have holding for “the kids” and recommend kids DRIP (dividendContinue reading “Skilled Cat Enterprises raises $AAPL to one year target of $184.21”

Hanging with the PORSCHE crew…

Every Friday is a Good Friday

AotD – 4/2/21

Good Friday – Market Closed

Tits of the Day – 4-1-21

Ana Lorde – camo-ish

Have mercy

Like $CMG? Subscribe to the blog for an ordering tip…

100% of the time, it works every time

$GPRO going to $35…

Your welcome

Who wants to be a plus size millionaire?

$STLA – find out if they have a DRIP and load it…

I’m banned but I’ll still win.

All I do is win, win, win, no matter what. Put me down for 184.21 Thanks

What does forced liquidation on $PTON bikes look like?

At a 30 bill valuation, we’ll soon find out. And people will return to riding real bikes that don’t cost 2k and $100 a month.

Let’s go sailing.

It’s time for some $MBUU 100 and ATH otw…

Those of you stuck in $VIAC

Don’t worry. Tim $AAPL is coming. Here’s a pic of what he’ll look like writing the check

$AAPL is going to 130 and then ATH.

Get in today…

Let’s get ready to rumble.

Track length 4:20

Coincidence?

RIP Mouse.

Love you man…

Ana Lorde side action

Have mercy

Wanna see what a winner looks like?

#nohomer Take a look

Julian Edelman is a mensch. $HOFV

And a smart man. NFT is furrealz…

$LULU getting stretched today.

Finally coming back to 🌏

Ass of the Day – 3/31/21

$TTWO prepared for liftoff

$200 coming right up…

Take a starter in $DKNG here

It’s going back to ath. And to the moon from there…

Load $HOFV here…

NFT is non-fungible. This thing is going to the moon. I’m targeting $50 to start.

Here’s my $SURF c/b…

It’s not too late to catch the wave on $SURF 🌊 🌊 🌊

$SURF is going higher. $30 / $50 / $100 depending on when they get bought out

Buy $FCEL here…

Back to mid 20’s it goes…

Not checkers, this chess…

We set up a Discord…

https://discord.gg/7fThXn6G

Membership has its privileges.

I told ya’ll to buy $SURF at $3…

It’s going to $30. And then $100… So, surf’s gonna be up for a while.

Ana Lorde

Have mercy

CA personalized license plates explained WITH the loophole…

Here are the rules: Rule 1: no lust or depravity? Wow Rule 4: negative connotation to a certain group? Can’t that be anything? Rule 7: just weird HERE COMES THE LOOPHOLE: (are you ready for this?) See how they snuck rule #2 in? You can use 69 on the plate if it’s a 1969 yearContinue reading “CA personalized license plates explained WITH the loophole…”

I’ve always tried to open the playbook here. I’ve never charged a cent. I never will. And this blog is receipts. But we’re about to enter some rough times. And some of you have stacked. And I’m proud of you. But it’s not what you make. It’s what you take. So, take my number andContinue reading “Kids, I opened the playbook here. New free service added for incoming doom…”