The phone that’s coming to eat Apple’s lunch that no one has ever heard of…

it’s called the OnePlus 7T. it’s better than an iPhone 11 Max Pro. at half the price. and it’s why China DGAF about  and Trump exempting tariffs. See, NEWSFLASH. Apple needs China more than China needs Apple. Chink on that for a second and let it chink in… PS – Foxconn can stop makingContinue reading “The phone that’s coming to eat Apple’s lunch that no one has ever heard of…”

we’re having a Black Saturday Saleabration at GOAT House – Malbu

we’re celebrating life and Ms MICA December on Saturday Nov 30th. some Crazy Girls and maybe even Sapphire girls are coming through. text 714-880-GOAT for deets and to get on the list. come work your tryptophan off with poker and some beautiful nannies (young female GOATs) and my Goddaughter. boy RR, if you don’t comeContinue reading “we’re having a Black Saturday Saleabration at GOAT House – Malbu”

 spending 6 bill on content? ye, right. there WILL be BLOOD…

You’re all wrong. But nothing new there. I lived on Radford Ave. that’s where a little show called Seinfeld lived for almost a decade. My tour of duty at my address was also about a decade. I fell asleep to “drunks” at 4343 Radford AA house getting louder and louder in the early mornings ofContinue reading “ spending 6 bill on content? ye, right. there WILL be BLOOD…”

contrary to one fucking idiot in la jolla…

i’m not an  bear. i’m an  trader. i’m not a douchebag that has a wife half my age and puts that on a message board. as mentioned, i’ve been asked by some major shareholders to advise them how to protect their nest egg. i’ve advised them to buy puts in a ratio toContinue reading “contrary to one fucking idiot in la jolla…”

you’ve gotta be a fucking moron…

if you’re sitting on a nest egg retirement  position and you’re not insuring it with puts or $SQQQ. leaders are first to rally and last to fall. today is shaping up to be a reversal day. if you’re in  and you don’t buy puts, you win the GREEDY award. insure your position withContinue reading “you’ve gotta be a fucking moron…”

hargreaves is right…

horace comes out with a wonderful piece about the walled garden. only “one more thing” missing. services revenue growth doubling in three years is awesome. but the first double is the easiest. some idiot at http://www.ped30.com threw out a 200 billion service revenue business. muthrrfucker must have been smoking the good stuff. the world populationContinue reading “hargreaves is right…”

why line counts don’t work anymore…

we’re counting lines. but that doesn’t work anymore. why? garbage in, garbage out (GIGO). it’s not about line counts anymore. the more relevant stat is transaction time. from our cursory nationwide poll, assisting with installation of SERVICES is causing transaction time to nearly double. makes sense. this is obviously creating a throughput bottleneck and givingContinue reading “why line counts don’t work anymore…”

every jew starts new projects on tuesday.

so we did too. still not sure why. anyway,  longs are about to get smoked. why? how much time do you have? the street likes to call these headwinds. we prefer getting head in the wind but that’s besides the point. each of these headwinds can peel 5 points of fapple 😂 but weContinue reading “every jew starts new projects on tuesday.”