I just woke up and already it feels like “BLUE MONDAY” by New Order.
I just woke up and already it feels like “BLUE MONDAY” by New Order.
For the hearing impaired.
PULL ALL YOUR MONEY OUT OF EVERY BANK.
PS – News for the learning impaired.
On Tuesday, it was revealed that despite the FBI investigating over two dozen different instances of parents and parents’ rights groups protesting school boards…
— Read on amgreatness.com/2023/03/23/fbi-found-no-credible-threats-after-investigating-dozens-of-protesting-parents/
That turned real quick…
I glimpsed this note from Morgan Stanley via PED.
Shit like this is so wrong, it’ll mothball a port.
Apple isn’t doomed.
But it is dead for a minute.
Or a decade…
Victor Castrol walked into the famed Buckley School campus around 4 decades ago and at the ripe young age of 9, he spotted what would be his, “brother from another mother,” in about 10 minutes. Said Castrol, a 49 year old entrepreneur today, I just got out of 3rd grade Jewish school day school (Adat Ari El in North Hollywood) and i had never really seen a comparable athlete to me there.”
Continues Castrol, “So, i’m nervous”
And then, i saw the first athlete i had ever seen.
Enter Brett Wallette…
To be continued.
RAP is back. The Bombinos are back.
ST. JOHN’s is BACK
RIP GOAT WILLIS REED
She said she didn’t have chicken $nugs after #Nobu Saturday night but sauce wrappings say different.
No cap RBC want BBC smoke.
Let’s expand the Hacking 4 Defense program, which already helps hundreds of college students engage fruitfully with national-security problems.
— Read on www.defenseone.com/ideas/2023/03/how-problem-solving-course-could-help-rebuild-trust-us-military/384160/
Maverick Papi Chulo says,
You really only need 10 B-21s.
But Goose says it’s not a good idea
The service also needs to buy the stealth bombers more quickly, a new Mitchell Institute report says.
— Read on www.defenseone.com/threats/2023/03/think-tank-air-force-needs-225-b-21-bombers-more-double-its-current-plans/384121/
Wow, I love $SQQQ and $VIX.X here.
Speaking of high…
Load deep OTM long-dated $NSC puts.
and pair trade that with $NUGS
State Department and Pentagon officials hope to illuminate a contrast between the United States and China on AI.
— Read on www.defenseone.com/technology/2023/02/us-woos-other-nations-military-ai-ethics-pact/383024/
Listen to “Born For Greatness (with Mozzy and Fetty Wap) – Elliott Taylor” in TIDAL
Yesterday’s approach won’t solve today’s recruiting crisis—or win tomorrow’s wars.
— Read on www.defenseone.com/ideas/2023/02/stop-holding-recruits-one-size-fits-all-standards/382719/
Philip Elmer-Dewitt said he was a farmer. Then a cowboy.
He called De-Witt a PEDphile (explaining later that PED meant, “LOVERS OF PED”
Elon did the same thing.
Couple years later.
Chuck Yeager came before these douchebags
Bill? – You hung with Jeff. Then got the most incredible weekend/s with Jeff so decided, i’ve done such evil things. Let me balance it out.
Bill? – Same
Richard – Brit like a Boss. Fuck you, fuck you fuck you. i’m a virgin. no really. i’m really not trying to fuck you. (and stayed in his lane)
JEFF BOZO – ? Yeah. it’ll be ugly.
Obama – 💯
Joe – Ish
DJT – tried to do something amazing surrounded by idiots
Reagan – A man too gold looking that could was only awake 10 min a day. we called him take 1
Cárter – Farmer
crazy men right.
till a cowboy showed up. and a raider. and the nfl, nba, fanatics etc.
This is what Victor Castrol claims to have done.
What he always does.
Castrol was born 10/21/1973 to a lovely family of immigrants. Only stories though.
Hitler decided to kill EVERYONE.
So division of labor shifted to where an economist was spurred by some construct. And everyone took a piece and something happened. Chips got shifted. Plates shifted.
But it was a Hell of a Party.
Like Hell’s Kitchen. Only bigger.
And everyone played nice.
Till something glitched.
except one thing.
it’s a show about nothing.
NOWHERE Sponsored by? You #guessed #it
Where were we?
If the news couldn’t be getting worse for Apple, Inc, here comes the real pain.
Apparently the unknown war taking place recently has been a war in luxury watch retailers. A nascent quiet little business, margins have skyrocketed and billions have been made increased valuations.
Sylvester Stallone. Tough guy. Pamela Anderson. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Avi Lerner. The Expendables.
They became extendible.
Mazel Tov Avi Lerner.
But here comes PANERAI
2/13/23 – Beverly Hills to show us their future.
As they always say, Time will tell…
Steve Jobs has officially died.
The first human ever to officially die twice.
When a couple jerk-offs jerked each other off trying to get to Space, after his initial passing, Jobs spent his second life concentrating on the same thing he did in his first life.
Said Jobs in an earlier, “The addition of a second life doesn’t really affect how the person ultimately wanted to live life.”
Then he took another bong rip…
When Issacon was asked point blank, “how long is Steve Jobs posthumous runaway.”
I think he said 5 years tops.
Alas, yesterday, Apple’s result has shown us that the company is strategically bankrupt. From all angles.
In Apple’s case, a strangely rude Administration that Apple and Big Tech used to pussy ear.
Jobs delivered 10.
A first for Apple.
And Bug Tech.
Also, so much for the “Russia is on the ropes” BS narrative.
Russia is all-in.
And Putin isn’t stopping till The End.
The rollout of Northrop Grumman’s secret next-gen stealth bomber is slated for 8 p.m. Eastern on Friday, Dec. 2.
— Read on www.defenseone.com/technology/2022/12/watch-b-21-unveiling-live/380399/
If the Corps does not veer from its current course, it will lose the things that differentiate it from the Army and the special operations community.
— Read on www.defenseone.com/ideas/2022/10/us-marine-corps-transform-or-die/378464/
A failure to deploy in February illustrates the low readiness of the nation’s amphibious warships, a Marine three-star tells Defense One.
— Read on www.defenseone.com/policy/2022/04/we-should-have-been-there-marine-general-laments-state-amphib-navy/366314/
Already watching over Ukraine, Leidos’ ARTEMIS is part of the service’s growing fleet of contractor-owned intelligence aircraft.
— Read on www.defenseone.com/technology/2022/12/inside-armys-newest-spy-plane/380964/
The Future Leagues on Twitch is pleased to announce the first of many multi-league franchisees, the LA Raiders. The Raiders are founded by Vladimir Mastirhin, a chiseled tech veteran and entrepreneur. Said Mastirhin, “I’m very excited by this esports opportunity and frankly, being able to own the RAIDERS across the entire sports video game ecosystem was an opportunity too good to pass up.”
Mastirhin’s first foray is with the LA Raiders competing in EA’s NHL ‘23 with a top 100 Hockey Ultimate Team (HUT). The team is led by an unknown player and plans to compete in the World Championship early next year.
In other news, the RAIDERS have announced their first partnership with Jeeter, Mastirhin said, “Jeeter was a “natural” partner for us with our Coachella Valley roots. We look forward to a blossoming partnership with them as the best top-shelf purveyor of cannabis in the space.”
This will be the second affiliation with a cannabis company for The Future Leagues as the league sponsor is Cannabis Strategic Ventures, (NUGS). Said League President Victor Castrol, “We see cannabis companies as very strategic partners with the platform we’re building. Our target demographic appreciates a life worth living and we both see the benefit of cannabis for better living. We’re excited to bring Jeeter into the League on a regional level and look forward to more franchise and sponsor agreements with beneficial sponsors that will help promote our offering alongside our apparel sponsor, PASS Apparel and coin partnership with The 21 Chip.”
The LA Raiders can be found on Twitch at http://www.twitch.tv/TheFutureLeagues
From “Why an Apple-NFL Sunday Ticket marriage didn’t come together” posted Wednesday in The Athletic.
— Read on www.ped30.com/2022/12/24/apple-dropped-sunday-football/
This one is going to leave a mark. Sunday Ticket was imperative for Apple to compete in TV and promulgate an A/VR device. Losing this stings further with the tailwind this gives to YouTube TV. The continuing Great Recession 2.0 will have consumers subscribe to, at most, 2 subscription services in the aggregate. Apple TV just got removed from that list which will most likely consist of Netflix and now, YouTube TV.
47 years later, Spielberg says he regrets impact ‘Jaws’ had on sharks
— Read on www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/47-years-later-spielberg-says-he-regrets-impact-jaws-had-on-sharks/ar-AA15rtim
Croatia was my World Cup pick and at +750, i’m not getting off this horse in heat.
Press here with house money (thanks Brasil).
3 – 5 units to win tomorrow and 3 – 5 units to win it all. We’ve got live tickets from 33/1 – 50/1 so this is just play.
I think Croatia wins tomorrow in regulation, 2-1.
If they do, I’ll be approaching the Final with a big decision.
But first, let’s get Messy with Messi.
expect a 3-3-4 formation early. pay attention to the Croatians when the ball enters the scoring zone. their defense flocks to the ball like flies on shit and with their G, it’s almost impenetrable. Only dangers are some fishy offside calls and penalties in the box. you can’t cap blindness, stupidity, or purchased refs.
I expect Croatia to get a first half goal and park the bus. Argentina will probably score late 1st or early 2nd and then the fun begins.
I expect CRO to come up with what might become one of the most incredible goals in the history of modern FIFA (bicycle kick to the corner?), for the win and Golden Ticket to face:
we should be so lucky.
Croatia 2 – Argentina 1
France 3 – Morocco 1
EARLY FINAL READ
France 3 – Croatia 2
Lastly, use our link to load up on your Croatia gear and enjoy up to 65% off some select items using code TINSEL
From Emily Bary’s “Apple faces risk of ‘perishable demand’ for iPhones, analysts say” posted Monday by MarketWatch.
— Read on www.ped30.com/2022/12/12/apple-barclays-oppenheimer-cold-feet/
PC’s Take: nothing better than analysts using new terms to cover up easily recognizable predictable errors. I’ve been speaking about perishable demand for 6 months. oh well.
President Biden will establish a task force to coordinate government efforts to address antisemitism and other forms of religious bigotry, the White House said Monday, in the wake of a rise in antisemitic rhetoric from high-profile public figures. Biden is creating an interagency group led by the staff at the Domestic Policy Council and the…
— Read on thehill.com/homenews/administration/3772525-biden-establishes-government-task-force-to-combat-antisemitism/
We’re trying not to get too anal about who we’re going to pick but, Lorde, this is a ton of work.
so many bears, so little time.
speaking of loaded for bear, $AAPL is going to touch $120 between today and St Patrick’s Day.
we can’t tell you who the leader is but the stalking horse is a lovely woman named Ana who loves coming from behind.
Check out this Yelp review for Malibu Community Collective!
— Read on www.yelp.com/biz/malibu-community-collective-malibu-2
they’re playing hockey.
I’m hearing my mom is going to offer $NUGS around a penny for their thoughts.
Hundreds of VIPs and thousands of Northrop employees applauded as tail number 0001 was shown off with help from lasers and fog machines.
— Read on www.defenseone.com/technology/2022/12/air-force-unveils-new-b-21-stealth-bomber/380435/
Coming fresh off licensing Jackie Mason 15 years ago and slapping his Jewish ass on iTunes, Victor Castrol decided it was time to finally create his second act.
Said Castrol, “Life is what happens when you’re making plans.”
Word around town is Castrol has partnered up with a famous ‘80s Player / Producing / Prick from the 80s. They happened to meet playing pickle pall on Pico.
That narrows it down.
Speaking of the 80s, remember Al Davis?
Go open a Charles Schwab account here at http://www.schwab.com and find it with whatever you can afford to make.
Once funding clears, buy $NUGS
Aka: Fucking ugly.
Hopefully it comes with life insurance and new tires.
From “Apple’s bargain with Beijing: Access to China’s factories — and consumers” ($) posted Tuesday in the Financial Times.
— Read on www.ped30.com/2022/11/08/apple-sold-soul-china/
SAN DIEGO—A San Diego civilian defense contractor who pleaded guilty to accepting money from Chinese government representatives in …
— Read on www.theepochtimes.com/san-diego-defense-contractor-sentenced-for-providing-info-to-chinese-government_4848624.html
In this election cycle, demoKKKrats have spent over $50 million to support and prop up what they call “extreme MAGA candidates” for Congress. Many of them won their primaries and are projected to win the general election against their demoKKKrat opponent.
DemoKKKrats are now sounding the alarm that the very same “MAGA candidates” they financially contributed to are a “danger to democracy”.
Their intentional interference in GOP primaries gloriously backfired & now they have no solutions.
This is karma visiting these demoKKKrat hypocrites and it’s awesome.
FJB / LETS GO BRANDON
Prime Time was an incredible athlete. He was not THAT incredible.
— Read on www.sbnation.com/nfl-mock-draft/2017/3/6/14833146/deion-sanders-nfl-combine-40-yard-dash-legends
Check out FUTURE Leagues – LA RAIDERS – We’re with // DONDA. Powered by $NUGS and Aviator Nation… Fly High// https://www.twitch.tv/thefutureleagues
Why is there a push to end Daylight Saving Time? – The Hill
— Read on thehill.com/changing-america/well-being/longevity/3719890-why-is-there-a-push-to-end-daylight-saving-time/
Justice Amy Coney Barrett on Friday denied an emergency effort to block the Biden administration’s student loan forgiveness program, her second such ruling in recent weeks. Barrett, who handles emergency matters arising from several Midwestern states, acted alone in denying the request, rather than referring it to the full court. The brief, one-line order comes…
— Read on thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/3720128-barrett-again-denies-emergency-bid-to-block-student-loan-forgiveness-plan/
Who do you think THEY are?
The House wrote the book.
$NUGS is flight to QUALITY…
State actors including China’s communist regime seek to influence the 2022 U.S. midterm elections, according to the nation’s cybersecurity chief.
— Read on www.theepochtimes.com/china-seeks-to-influence-2022-midterm-elections-cybersecurity-chief_4834508.html
You’re holding $AAPL into this print.
and WE WON’T BE PUSHED AROUND
Winner gets something.
A dude was riding a bike with a sign that said: “Brown and Black Should Unite Against Caruso’s Tactics”.
The other side of the sign said “Karen Bass Will Unite Us All”
If his opinion of being united is joining him in riding a bike at 7pm without:
1. Two pennies to rub together
2. A pot to piss in
I’ll think I’d rather stay divided and take my chance with a seasoned business person who has shown a propensity to make money.
The only thing Karen Bass has shown is a desire to steal it.
There’s something fishy about Karen Bass…
From Tripp Mickle’s “Who Gets the Last Word on Steve Jobs? He Might.” in Saturday’s New York Times.
— Read on www.ped30.com/2022/10/22/apple-steve-jobs-archive/
Morons. Steve Jobs is still tweeting. http://www.twitter.com/deadstevejobs2. Whoever is writing this shit must be an insider.