Your client is a racist prick on 🌏
Change of venue won’t help.
Thanks for the double.
Buy the 4/30 133c and let them exercise.
Take a look…
PS – my ex-wife’s divorce attorney is a overstepping fat fuck so this is the small portfolio. I’ll let him charge her $450 a hour to find the other one.
I’ll give him a hint tho…
Cause of all the douchebags pushing it.
Ask me anything.
146.70 for Apple’s close tomorrow.
SHOP will be taken out by AMZN at close to 2k a share.
Book it Missy…
Tim Apple has told us time and time again that predicting Apple’s moves via production maneuvers is a fruitless (pun intended) endeavor.
There are new AirPods coming.
PS – AirPods are so 2020. It’s all about AirTags now. I expect gross margin on AirTags to be close to 80%. And I think they sell 250 million year 1.
Put that in your crack pipe and smoke it. (Just make sure your crack pipe has an AirTag. Because crack you know.)
Apple is ripping $SPOT a new ahole?
Yeah, I think so…
Or are sales up cause prisoners are on the rise?
Net worth shove puts for 4/30/21
Congrats to the believers…
Winner gets something.
Thanks PED. Let a real journalist and trader take it from here.
PAPI CHULO’S TRADING STRATEGY
Tomorrow morning, buy any call.
Asking for someone that got assfucked in $DOGE
PS – if you made a lot of money in DOGE and act like an asshole, are you a DOGEbag? Asking for a friend who made a lot of money in DOGE but is still a douchebag.
The CEO of Tesla and SpaceX is scheduled to headline the long-running NBC late-night comedy show on May 8.
— Read on www.wsj.com/articles/elon-musk-to-add-saturday-night-live-host-to-his-resume-11619304255
Dude was wearing a bullet-proof vest and had Suicide By Cop on this car.
LAPD obliged him.
To Protect and Serve
Let’s get ready to get ready.
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Huge week ahead…
I’m talking about it at https://www.twitch.tv/micabear
Who gives a fuck about Turkey?
Look out below…
Buy Jan ‘22 atm…
Sucking volatility out of the calls is a huge mistake in your favor.
Hastings admits no “second act” like $AMZN.
I’m surprised it was only down $50 after hours. Shoulda been down $100.
They’re gonna spend 17 billion on production next year
enter the video game business??!
Flight to quality.
FAAMG, FANG and FAGs will all flock to Apple.
Buh bye $NFLX
If these are your takeaways from this event, your* a moron.
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Down she goes.
The shape of things to come.
One more thing coming tho…
Getting their asses handed to them in the new gaming world.
Security is also an issue.
And they use stooges in the casino.
Short this pig…
Companies always change when they lose their leaders and visionaries.
This is a listless ship sailing in the night.
Pair trade: long $DKNG, short $WYNN. The whole nation is entering their LV moat.
He had to look it up?
Time for calendar spreads.
Sell to open this week.
Buy to open further out.
The future is MVIS…
Someone see if deadstevejobs3 is avail
If you’re getting assfucked today, you’re not a trader.
You’re a surfer.
Tough to surf in low tide.
Learn to trade…
We’re loading puts putz.
This news about the child death IMHO marks the beginning of the end of Pelaton’s high valuation.
The company has no business being worth 35 billion especially as its primary growth driver goes to shit with re-opening.
Sub 100 coming quick.
NEW YORK (AP) — Safety regulators warned people with kids and pets Saturday to immediately stop using a treadmill made by Peloton after one child died and others were injured. The U.S….
— Read on apnews.com/article/product-safety-be5516665f9a2c7c4bb9b9441d4aef01
PC – apparently $PTON kills too.
he’ll go crying to Twitter…
Gets on Bumble?
Asking for a friend.