Apple crashed on 9/21/12 with a forward PE of 8. Don’t ever forget that.
From Matt Krantz’ “‘Magnificent 7’ Stock Meltdown Costs Investors $632 Billion” posted Tuesday by Investor’s Business Daily.
— Read on http://www.ped30.com/2023/08/15/apple-dancing-grave/
The Las Vegas Raiders have a better idea of how hurt Davante Adams is following an injury against the San Francisco 49ers.
— Read on heavy.com/sports/las-vegas-raiders/raiders-receive-word-on-severity-of-davante-adams-injury/
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) has seen its numbers dwindle to less than 9,000 officers, the smallest force since the 1990s, as of the end o…
— Read on www.blabber.buzz/conservative-news/1051458-los-angeles-police-department-faces-crisis-as-officer-numbers-drop-the-union-says-this-is-what-s-to-blame
When one wants to cap the state of the economy, US Steel is Top 5 go to. Well, taking one look at this chart and one word comes to mind
FUCKING HORRIFYING
Ladies and gents, this $X chart is signaling we’re already in a recession and quickly on the road to The Great ReDepression 2.0, a continuation of the 08/09 Debacle.
The one thing we had going for us last time was a competent President.
Strap in folks. The Captain has turned on the FASTEN YOUR SEATBELT sign. Please extinguish all cigarettes, blunts, hand-rolled fat J’s and place your tray in an upright position. Also, please decline your seat.
From “Apple’s Sports Drama Gets Messi” posted Friday by CNET.
— Read on www.ped30.com/2023/08/12/apple-disney-sports-cnet/
Papi Chulo’s Take: $DIS is already sold to at around 125 – 135.
Done deal.
$AAPL #fundingsecured
To even insinuate that this is Eddy Cue’s crowning achievement exposes PED as the $AAPL regurgitator that he is. Not even top 10 bro.
From “Apple MLS Season Pass subscriptions have doubled since Lionel Messi joined Inter Miami” posted Thursday by AppleInsider.
— Read on http://www.ped30.com/2023/08/11/apple-messi-mls-doubled/
A conversation with the leader of Task Force Lima reveals its objectives—and the main questions it’s trying to answer.
— Read on www.defenseone.com/technology/2023/08/defense-department-just-launched-generative-ai-task-force/389298/
I could fuck with this.
We’re still trying to get over dat ass. THO.
Hold my fenty.
PS – Why is she so sad?
you deserve to lose it.
The failure of this product will be epic.
From Gurman’s “Apple’s AR/VR Headset to Feature Sports, Gaming, iPad Apps and Workouts” posted Tuesday.
— Read on http://www.ped30.com/2023/04/19/apple-scrambling-core-apps-headset/
Andrew Moore, former director of Google Cloud AI, heads to CENTCOM to bring new approaches to data and innovation.
— Read on www.defenseone.com/technology/2023/04/centcom-hires-ai-guru-google/385355/
Using advanced generative AI and a massive dataset of Earth images, it’s possible to discover objects almost anywhere in just hours.
— Read on www.defenseone.com/technology/2023/04/chatgpt-satellite-photos-already-exists/385305/
The Big Apple is now the Big Blunt, leaving an already struggling service industry in NYC stoned out of its mind, all while demanding further, steeper increases in the minimum wage.
— Read on nypost.com/2023/04/16/how-new-yorks-legal-weed-is-turning-workers-into-stoned-zombies/
The US military could not achieve victory in a war with China using its current, all-volunteer force, according to one expert.
— Read on www.theepochtimes.com/us-military-would-need-conscription-to-fight-china-expert_5187444.html
The military loved Discord for Gen Z recruiting. Then the leaks began.
— Read on www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/the-military-loved-discord-for-gen-z-recruiting-then-the-leaks-began/ar-AA19Tw4q
Photo Illustration by Kelly Caminero / The Daily Beast / GettyA Tennessee National Air Guardsman is facing charges for allegedly submitting his resume to what he thought was a website hiring contract killers—but, in reality, was a parody site that tipped off federal authorities.Josiah Ernesto Garcia, 21, was charged on Thursday with using interstate commerce facilities in the commission of a murder-for-hire after allegedly submitting an employment inquiry to RentAHitman.com in February. Accordin
— Read on uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/tennessee-national-guardsman-caught-trying-165000160.html
The Army found Sikorsky-Boeing’s offering too vague, a new GAO document says.
— Read on www.defenseone.com/business/2023/04/army-picked-bells-pricier-black-hawk-replacement-over-unacceptable-sikorsky-boeing-offer-gao-says/385179/
Democrats will hold their 2024 national convention in Chicago, according to three sources familiar with the decision. The decision to hold the 2024 Democratic National Convention there will place the party and President Biden in the heart of a battleground region that has proven pivotal in the last several election cycles. Party officials were torn…
— Read on thehill.com/homenews/campaign/3943909-chicago-to-host-2024-democratic-convention/
We had the pleasure of meeting Cinnabuns many moons ago in an “entertainment lounge.” The moment I saw her, (and a photo finish second, dat ass), I immediately check my pulse to make sure i was still alíve. Once confirming existence, I asked myself if i went to church that day. No.
This must be one of those lucky days. Or nights.
CB, (short for Cinnabuns), was delightfully beautiful. Different than other entertainers, she was chillin’ like a Stripper villain.
Why?
This ⏬⏬⏬
CB had something that nobody else had “IN DA CLUB”
Dat ass.
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Rep. Ashley Hinson (R-Iowa) called for the Biden administration to shut down the “CCP’s expansive surveillance” in the …
— Read on www.theepochtimes.com/rep-hinson-calls-for-biden-admin-to-shut-down-ccps-expansive-surveillance-in-us_5179428.html
I like using market holidays to check out commodities for Macro clues.
I see some interesting trends.
I love Palladium, Wheat, Soybean Oil and Cotton. Do your own DD. Commodities are tough to trade with lock limits, etc. Play small ball. Good luck.
Comments below to discuss.
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$AAPL
aI displaces and replaces the need for #smartphones.
Bye bye Apple. The dumb terminal is back.
Maybe Russia was right to ban iPhones in government capacity.
This should open many eyes…
The DIU will also now report directly to Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin.
— Read on www.defenseone.com/technology/2023/04/apple-vp-named-new-director-defense-innovation-unit/384874/
Now live:
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Mark Gurman is either an idiot, disingenuous and/or a disingenuous idiot.
There is no secret plan. There is no calvary. Apple production is fucked should geo headwinds come home to roost. Estimates to recreate current Apple product lines run at a minimum of 28 – 42 months. Apple got caught with its corporate greed.
From Gurman’s “Apple’s Complex, Secretive Gamble to Move Beyond China” posted Wednesday by Bloomberg.
— Read on www.ped30.com/2023/04/05/apple-gurman-secret-plan/
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A guy who spends countless hours on his glasses and rings.
He’s borderline criminally financially aloof.
We have two pennies to rub together and we’re prepared to submit a buyout proposal to $NUGS management subject to reclassification of option and warrant grants.
Management has not been receptive to our internal communication and we believe the majority foreign ownership is playing a pivotal role in this lack of corporate duty to respond.
We formally offered a penny last year and now we’re prepared to offer a minimum of .02c subject to reclassification of shares outstanding.
If management is interested in responding, we can be reached at lvckllc@gmail.com.
Our proposed minimum buyout price represents an approximate 200% premium to current quote (.0064).
As a sizeable stakeholder holder in the company, we’ll consider non-response corporate negligence and reserve the right to begin an activist campaign to have management and the board removed and taken over.
We are hereby giving Management till 4/10/23 to respond. If we do not hear by then, we reserve the right to pursue other means, likely more hostile in nature.
Thanks!
God Bless America and God Bless Libtards.
We’re getting reports of what exactly this Apple product is and we can safely report that Apple’s Newton (PDA) should be squarely concerned as easily be replaced as APPLE’s WORST PRODUCT EVER.
Anecdotes from both software and hardware dev teams signify that this is a product no one really wanted to produce but Apple “gassed because there really wasn’t anything better on the horizon.”
Further, it’s coming to light that this still birth could have been the reason for Jonny Ives departure.
Apple will apparently try, as it always does, to bring its marketing prowess and try and tell The Cult why they should part with 3k dollars of money they don’t have on a product they don’t need. The value proposition this time is massively out of favor and it looks like Apple is, “putting lipstick on a trans pig.”
Ouch.
Roll the train wreck.
PC Take: Find the Atari 2600 ET burn pit. There’s a new overpriced tranny pig in town. Let’s hope Norfolk Southern isn’t in charge of deliveries.
This is a breaking news story. Details to folla
Trump got FVCKed
MAGAs are Schmvcks
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WTF
I just woke up and already it feels like “BLUE MONDAY” by New Order.
FML
For the hearing impaired.
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On Tuesday, it was revealed that despite the FBI investigating over two dozen different instances of parents and parents’ rights groups protesting school boards…
— Read on amgreatness.com/2023/03/23/fbi-found-no-credible-threats-after-investigating-dozens-of-protesting-parents/
That turned real quick…
I glimpsed this note from Morgan Stanley via PED.
Shit like this is so wrong, it’ll mothball a port.
It’s criminal.
BOOM.
Apple isn’t doomed.
But it is dead for a minute.
Or a decade…
Victor Castrol walked into the famed Buckley School campus around 4 decades ago and at the ripe young age of 9, he spotted what would be his, “brother from another mother,” in about 10 minutes. Said Castrol, a 49 year old entrepreneur today, I just got out of 3rd grade Jewish school day school (Adat Ari El in North Hollywood) and i had never really seen a comparable athlete to me there.”
#Shocker
Continues Castrol, “So, i’m nervous”
And then, i saw the first athlete i had ever seen.
Enter Brett Wallette…
To be continued.
Tomorrow…
Congrats Coach!
RAP is back. The Bombinos are back.
ST. JOHN’s is BACK
RIP GOAT WILLIS REED
She said she didn’t have chicken $nugs after #Nobu Saturday night but sauce wrappings say different.
No cap RBC want BBC smoke.
Let’s expand the Hacking 4 Defense program, which already helps hundreds of college students engage fruitfully with national-security problems.
— Read on www.defenseone.com/ideas/2023/03/how-problem-solving-course-could-help-rebuild-trust-us-military/384160/
Maverick Papi Chulo says,
You really only need 10 B-21s.
But Goose says it’s not a good idea
The service also needs to buy the stealth bombers more quickly, a new Mitchell Institute report says.
— Read on www.defenseone.com/threats/2023/03/think-tank-air-force-needs-225-b-21-bombers-more-double-its-current-plans/384121/
Wow, I love $SQQQ and $VIX.X here.
Speaking of high…
Load deep OTM long-dated $NSC puts.
Your welcome!
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and pair trade that with $NUGS
What bores you?
State Department and Pentagon officials hope to illuminate a contrast between the United States and China on AI.
— Read on www.defenseone.com/technology/2023/02/us-woos-other-nations-military-ai-ethics-pact/383024/
Listen to “Born For Greatness (with Mozzy and Fetty Wap) – Elliott Taylor” in TIDAL
Yesterday’s approach won’t solve today’s recruiting crisis—or win tomorrow’s wars.
— Read on www.defenseone.com/ideas/2023/02/stop-holding-recruits-one-size-fits-all-standards/382719/
yes sit.
Philip Elmer-Dewitt said he was a farmer. Then a cowboy.
He called De-Witt a PEDphile (explaining later that PED meant, “LOVERS OF PED”
Elon did the same thing.
Couple years later.
Chuck Yeager came before these douchebags
Bill? – You hung with Jeff. Then got the most incredible weekend/s with Jeff so decided, i’ve done such evil things. Let me balance it out.
Bill? – Same
Richard – Brit like a Boss. Fuck you, fuck you fuck you. i’m a virgin. no really. i’m really not trying to fuck you. (and stayed in his lane)
JEFF BOZO – ? Yeah. it’ll be ugly.
Obama – 💯
Joe – Ish
DJT – tried to do something amazing surrounded by idiots
Reagan – A man too gold looking that could was only awake 10 min a day. we called him take 1
Cárter – Farmer
etc etc
crazy men right.
till a cowboy showed up. and a raider. and the nfl, nba, fanatics etc.
This is what Victor Castrol claims to have done.
What he always does.
Castrol was born 10/21/1973 to a lovely family of immigrants. Only stories though.
Hitler decided to kill EVERYONE.
Curveball.
So division of labor shifted to where an economist was spurred by some construct. And everyone took a piece and something happened. Chips got shifted. Plates shifted.
But it was a Hell of a Party.
Like Hell’s Kitchen. Only bigger.
And hotter.
And everyone played nice.
Till something glitched.
WESTWORLD
except one thing.
it’s a show about nothing.
NOWHERE Sponsored by? You #guessed #it
Where were we?
Oh ye
If the news couldn’t be getting worse for Apple, Inc, here comes the real pain.
Apparently the unknown war taking place recently has been a war in luxury watch retailers. A nascent quiet little business, margins have skyrocketed and billions have been made increased valuations.
Enter PANERAI…
Sylvester Stallone. Tough guy. Pamela Anderson. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Avi Lerner. The Expendables.
What happened?
They became extendible.
Mazel Tov Avi Lerner.
But here comes PANERAI
2/13/23 – Beverly Hills to show us their future.
As they always say, Time will tell…
Steve Jobs has officially died.
Again.
The first human ever to officially die twice.
When a couple jerk-offs jerked each other off trying to get to Space, after his initial passing, Jobs spent his second life concentrating on the same thing he did in his first life.
Said Jobs in an earlier, “The addition of a second life doesn’t really affect how the person ultimately wanted to live life.”
Then he took another bong rip…
When Issacon was asked point blank, “how long is Steve Jobs posthumous runaway.”
I think he said 5 years tops.
Alas, yesterday, Apple’s result has shown us that the company is strategically bankrupt. From all angles.
In Apple’s case, a strangely rude Administration that Apple and Big Tech used to pussy ear.
Jobs delivered 10.
A first for Apple.
And Bug Tech.
Also, so much for the “Russia is on the ropes” BS narrative.
Russia is all-in.
And Putin isn’t stopping till The End.
The rollout of Northrop Grumman’s secret next-gen stealth bomber is slated for 8 p.m. Eastern on Friday, Dec. 2.
— Read on www.defenseone.com/technology/2022/12/watch-b-21-unveiling-live/380399/
If the Corps does not veer from its current course, it will lose the things that differentiate it from the Army and the special operations community.
— Read on www.defenseone.com/ideas/2022/10/us-marine-corps-transform-or-die/378464/
A failure to deploy in February illustrates the low readiness of the nation’s amphibious warships, a Marine three-star tells Defense One.
— Read on www.defenseone.com/policy/2022/04/we-should-have-been-there-marine-general-laments-state-amphib-navy/366314/
Already watching over Ukraine, Leidos’ ARTEMIS is part of the service’s growing fleet of contractor-owned intelligence aircraft.
— Read on www.defenseone.com/technology/2022/12/inside-armys-newest-spy-plane/380964/
The Future Leagues on Twitch is pleased to announce the first of many multi-league franchisees, the LA Raiders. The Raiders are founded by Vladimir Mastirhin, a chiseled tech veteran and entrepreneur. Said Mastirhin, “I’m very excited by this esports opportunity and frankly, being able to own the RAIDERS across the entire sports video game ecosystem was an opportunity too good to pass up.”
Mastirhin’s first foray is with the LA Raiders competing in EA’s NHL ‘23 with a top 100 Hockey Ultimate Team (HUT). The team is led by an unknown player and plans to compete in the World Championship early next year.
In other news, the RAIDERS have announced their first partnership with Jeeter, Mastirhin said, “Jeeter was a “natural” partner for us with our Coachella Valley roots. We look forward to a blossoming partnership with them as the best top-shelf purveyor of cannabis in the space.”
This will be the second affiliation with a cannabis company for The Future Leagues as the league sponsor is Cannabis Strategic Ventures, (NUGS). Said League President Victor Castrol, “We see cannabis companies as very strategic partners with the platform we’re building. Our target demographic appreciates a life worth living and we both see the benefit of cannabis for better living. We’re excited to bring Jeeter into the League on a regional level and look forward to more franchise and sponsor agreements with beneficial sponsors that will help promote our offering alongside our apparel sponsor, PASS Apparel and coin partnership with The 21 Chip.”
The LA Raiders can be found on Twitch at http://www.twitch.tv/TheFutureLeagues
From “Why an Apple-NFL Sunday Ticket marriage didn’t come together” posted Wednesday in The Athletic.
— Read on www.ped30.com/2022/12/24/apple-dropped-sunday-football/
This one is going to leave a mark. Sunday Ticket was imperative for Apple to compete in TV and promulgate an A/VR device. Losing this stings further with the tailwind this gives to YouTube TV. The continuing Great Recession 2.0 will have consumers subscribe to, at most, 2 subscription services in the aggregate. Apple TV just got removed from that list which will most likely consist of Netflix and now, YouTube TV.
47 years later, Spielberg says he regrets impact ‘Jaws’ had on sharks
— Read on www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/47-years-later-spielberg-says-he-regrets-impact-jaws-had-on-sharks/ar-AA15rtim
Croatia was my World Cup pick and at +750, i’m not getting off this horse in heat.
Press here with house money (thanks Brasil).
3 – 5 units to win tomorrow and 3 – 5 units to win it all. We’ve got live tickets from 33/1 – 50/1 so this is just play.
I think Croatia wins tomorrow in regulation, 2-1.
If they do, I’ll be approaching the Final with a big decision.
But first, let’s get Messy with Messi.
#GOCROATIA
expect a 3-3-4 formation early. pay attention to the Croatians when the ball enters the scoring zone. their defense flocks to the ball like flies on shit and with their G, it’s almost impenetrable. Only dangers are some fishy offside calls and penalties in the box. you can’t cap blindness, stupidity, or purchased refs.
I expect Croatia to get a first half goal and park the bus. Argentina will probably score late 1st or early 2nd and then the fun begins.
I expect CRO to come up with what might become one of the most incredible goals in the history of modern FIFA (bicycle kick to the corner?), for the win and Golden Ticket to face:
FRANCE.
we should be so lucky.
Croatia 2 – Argentina 1
France 3 – Morocco 1
EARLY FINAL READ
France 3 – Croatia 2
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