yeah. 100 itm $SQQQ 1/15/21 calls.
fuck you profit.
yeah. 100 itm $SQQQ 1/15/21 calls.
fuck you profit.
send your ig to email@example.com
winner announced 2/29/20
the dog ate everyone’s homework. this COVID gives ALL companies an excuse.
you’d be a fool to not take the bait and say the dog ate your homework.
how do you profit off this?
back in the 4Q of last year, we priced the possibility of a recession in the US higher than the Street. MUCH HIGHER. well, as Chick Hearn used to say, “better to be lucky than good.”
given covid-19, a US recession is virtually guaranteed and at this point, once can only hope we don’t enter another Great RECESSION. We’re currently pricing that possibility at 58%. basically even money.
$FCAU up 4.5%
there is a substitute…
Apple is restricting competition so nefariously in its ecosystem in areas it sucks ass in.
Just a question of time until FTC wants to slap dat ass..
see you red later today…
that’s not light at the end of the tunnel.
IT’S A TRAIN…
easy to ‘cap what’s happening.
$DIS went to parks and Iger has to retire because $AAPL is about to announce a purchase of $DIS non-parks business.
i’m buying cars.
Attorneys are being called today.
Expect the first suit to hit this week.
My take: he’s fucked…
I’m sure I just got lucky.
Just like I got lucky when I 100x’ed my net worth in the second most difficult economic decade in US history with the help of Andy Zaky and Dan Zanger.
So we’re now a paywall.
Time to dig into your pockets.
Shove Fury, esp first five rounds.
Collect ass later…
Per The Ringer: and PEDphile at http://www.PED30.com
A red-letter day. A day that will live in stupidity.
I tried to tell you.
You know what Elon is doing right now besides making memes, billions, 420, ambien, lamictal, vraylar and whatever else the fuck billionaires do?
He’s playing a game. Wanna know what the game is called?
Eeeny, meeny, miney. MO
Jeff the Nazi Bozo is playing too. As is Branson. And Cook. And Iger.
In fact, this is the BIGGEST FUCKING GAME OF EENY, MEENY, MINEY, MO ever played.
Now, guess who the referee is?
That’s right. A little outfit called the FTC. ‘Member them? Yeah. They’ve fucked more companies than Hitler killed Armenians.
Let’s see how this plays out…
IT’S NO FUN WHEN THE RABBIT GETS THE GUN…
I tried to warn you…
PS – this is the whores d’overs
I really don’t know where to begin…
Litorally, your a lucky blow-hard who’s about to get anally raped.
Don’t mistake luck for skill. It’ll cost you.
PS – fuck you Philip Elmer-Nowitt. Your just an underpriced half-baked mouthpiece shill.
You don’t buy this option, YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT that doesn’t like money. Press this to see which option to buy TODAY!!!
Hookers and blow on you when you do. Purchase one of this for every 100 shares you own.
At a minimum, purchase one contract for every 200 shares you own.
Ask yourself, why am I telling you to do this? Am I making money off this? Besides hookers and blow?
PS – I’ve never done a line of blow in my life. So, in actuality, substitute steak for blow. Top shelf shit tho. Like Mastros or Ocean Club.
This post could save you millions. Mark it.
PS – grammatical errors misspellings are intentional.
And then tell me how $AAPL earnings look this year.
No 5G this year as I’ve said for a while now.
Now $AAPL has an excuse.
You’re smoking that good weed…
San Fran won the Super Bowl yesterday. Jimmy G will lead them to the Promised Land and the narrative will shift to the decimation of the Patriots empire. TB 12 will head West to either the Chargers or Raiders and challenge his mentor on the left coast. The RAIDERS will open the season and their stadium the Monday night after Labor Day weekend and I guarantee you TOM BRADY will be there in uniform.
Even money he’s coming to Vegas or LA Chargers.
PS – What’s the state tax in Nevada? That’s right. 0.0%
And the TRUMPets are fucking blaring.
This is the top.
Look out below.
You think you’re hot?
To quote Harry Dean Stanton, “you’re nothing”
Probably by February.
I just got a new whip. AMG.
Is that libel, slander or both?
But what if it’s true?
PED is an asshole.
the most overpriced, overvalued company in the history of the world.
In my humble opinion.
I’m not sure if I should go with the American Muscle Group (AMG) or Mercedes AMG.
Help me in the comments.
I’ll pay someone to smoke DI’s cock if touches $400 this year.
Speaking of sucking cock, how bout a joke courtesy of THC. (PS – don’t try and find this guy. He’s already signed with us)
Speaking of driving, PORSCHE.
Speaking of launching PORSCHEs, we’re having a PAWG party this Saturday 1/11/20 at 11am. We’re calling it Pulled Up in a PORSCHE sponsored by PASS Apparel at the GOAT House in Malibu.
Susquehanna’s only got it half right. They’re reporting a 5G pushback but saying 5G will still be deployed in iPhone in ‘20. That’s where the wrong. Our coverage of the 5G pipeline is broader than anyone’s on Wall Street. So, while the actual chipset is the main story, still needs to deal with battery and heat issues related to 5G. And that’s why you won’t see 5G in ANY iPhone in ‘20.
As you were…
He made so much noise about Andy Zaky driving a flock off a cliff and then proceeded to do same with self-admitted ZERO trading knowledge.
He’s a fucking hack and a quack.
Nice experiment PED. Well done!
Nothing sticks like Elmer. Except shit.
This is what I was doing
And please, don’t even mention Lambos
Seeking Arrangements via uber and turo
What a world we live in
History officially just repeated itself.
See you in the low 200s
Others say I have a crystal ball.
They’re all wrong.
I have two crystal balls.
Why does the Iranian Navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see what is about to become of their Air Force.
When I need to correct PED, that’s called a PEDIT.
Example from http://www.PED30.com
No PED, Trump killed a bad guy.
Now do you realize why I call them PEDphiles…
God Bless DJT
God Bless Republicans
God Bless Israel
God Bless America
God Blesss the World
And lastly, GOD
PS – i pray for everyone.
I don’t think $aapl touches $300.
So, I’m betting a K to make a cool quarter miliion…
Cray fucking bet…
Yes / -100000
No / +250000
Maybe / zero point zero
Yes it does: -2500
No it doesn’t: +4000
Where you putting your chips?
Laying or taking?
He spent some time at Fortune where he used to journalise.
Today he runs a blog aggregating Apple news and then writing one line at the bottom.
Therefore, he’s a content aggregator.
Or a bot
But he’s human
So let’s call him a hot
But he’s a fanboy
So let’s call him a hot fanboy
But he’s kinda a homer
So let’s call him a hot fanboy homer
But he’s never owned a share of Apple
In that case, let’s call him a Stupid Hot Fanboy Homer
Yeah, that’s what he is. A SHFH. That’s what he is.
So if shill was on the far left. And journalist was on the far right, PED would be right in the middle.
Fair and balanced I’d say…
PS – but he’s certainly not a journalist. Today…
PPS – George Knott ‘24 46…
Time to retire.
The game got too hard.
No more edge competing against neural nets and dark pools.
Used to be so much easier.
No such thing as a free lunch.
And if lunches aren’t free, someone’s sticking it in your ass if they’re buying dinner…
DO NO ASS
Will $AAPL touch $300 in ‘20
What’s the hypothetical terminal value of $AAPL.
That’s the most important price target.
Once and handicap and hypothecate that intellectually can you begin to have a non-manipulated, concise and 1 standard deviation discussion about whether is a buy and sell here…
So, that’s the price target I’m working on. And I have an opening bid.
Everything else is just red noise for you. Green noise for the House.
Good luck, God Bless and Happy New Decade…
When you start drawing states.
you think Phase One is going to be completed by 12/15/19.
hell fucking no chance in hell.
that ship sailed with this…
ps – Black Friday sales coming in light. af. look out below market. and $AAPL
by using Bose and others to say Alexa in commercials, they’re figuring out what you watch.
And more importantly, when…
imma make my God daughter Ms. Mica Bear.
Q: Besides my God Daughter. who wants to be my God Daughter?
PS – God Father is better than Sugar Daddy.
PPS – RR, you’re excluded. sorry.
ppps – Made in CA only. No Russians. Or Ukrainians. Or Israelis 😦
email or dm me. firstname.lastname@example.org or @vctwentyone. bet…
or Lana Del Rey. she’s excluded…
Taylor Swift – Artist of the Decade
my Q: Which decade?
Good night Gracie
and Good Night Crypto…
ps – holy shit. wtf…
NWA and hating the police is so 90s
These are the 20s.
We’re trying to change some shit up for the Greater Good.
And it’s Working…
lot of 21s are GOATs.
it’s this little place called NYC
see, some of our vets are hungover this am. trying to play at 10am PST. in freezing cold.
and RAIDERS minus 3?
that’s called a trap game…
well played. NOT…
you let a Jew break up our crew…
to La Jolla.
and Wall Street…
dude buried the huge news that The Banker is DOA…
Looks like he’s just another one of Apple’s PR pawns…
ps – my removal from his blog makes a whole lot more sense now.
i told you was in trouble in Hollywood. Just ask The Banker…
Meanwhile, hippy journalists use liberal tactics and manufactured narratives to focus on AirPod Pros selling out like hotcakes.
Ask yourself one question?
What’s the margin on an AirPod Pro versus idiotically drunk walking into arguably, the world’s second oldest profession.
Tim Apple thought he could Steve Jobs his way into Hollywood the way Jobs did into music.
Not this time Tim. Hollywood is really good at making movies and inherently, even better at watching them. They saw this movie already and this is one trap won’t be able to enter.
Making iPods and iPhones is tough. af.
Making movies and tv shows is harder.
Tim Apple overreached here because Apple used it’s homegrown Apple Maps for its strategic vision.
Apple is (for)Stalled. and fucking lost.
Instead if waisting resources on movies, it should have pursued Titanium endeavours. But everyone end-arounded them there too.
Steve always used to say that ships sink from the top. Russians say fish stink from the head.
Apple is a stinking drunk fish that just got its first, (of many) ass kickings from Hollywood.
PS – truth is stranger than fiction. who’d have thunk that The Banker would trip Tim and Apple up. You can’t write this shit…
Call us Neros from here forth.
See you at the sale…
and there might be a tidal wave coming
telling you for a friend…
🌊 🌊 🌊
we’re entering a content war right? in that case, let’s look at content. you can buy content creators but they’re quite fairly priced.
let’s instead look at content creation devices. and there’s really only one. and it’s really fucking cheap.
buy the content creation device. cause in a content war, content tools are going to be gobbled up.
$4.05 real-time quote. back up the truck..
Epic nights always start at Waldorf.
on the agenda are Dan Tana’s and Crazy Girls…
or, what i like to call Thursday…