Finance – Reminiscences of a SOES Bandit

Change of venue?

🤣🤣🤣 Your client is a racist prick on 🌏 Change of venue won’t help. http://www.wsj.com/articles/derek-chauvin-seeks-new-trial-in-george-floyd-murder-case-11620167558

You can’t hold this down forever.

Buy the 4/30 133c and let them exercise.

Wanna see what a 25 year pro trader’s port looks like?

Take a look… PS – my ex-wife’s divorce attorney is a overstepping fat fuck so this is the small portfolio. I’ll let him charge her $450 a hour to find the other one. I’ll give him a hint tho… 🇨🇭

Papi Chulo is live on twitch talking $AAPL

Ask me anything. http://www.twitch.tv/micabear

Papi Chulo predicts  …

146.70 for Apple’s close tomorrow. Big beat…

Papi Chulo predicts…

SHOP will be taken out by AMZN at close to 2k a share. Book it Missy…

From PED Tim Apple has told us time and time again that predicting Apple’s moves via production maneuvers is a fruitless (pun intended) endeavor. There are new AirPods coming. PS – AirPods are so 2020. It’s all about AirTags now. I expect gross margin on AirTags to be close to 80%. And I think theyContinue reading “Go home Nikkei. Your* drunk”

Maybe just maybe…

Apple is ripping $SPOT a new ahole? Yeah, I think so…

Sickest shit ever…

bleacherreport.com/post/sports-odds/220a945d-e523-49b0-adfa-f2da9f342c82

4,991 Cryptos…

good luck.

Gimme $100 on King Fury to show…

bleacherreport.com/articles/2941493-kentucky-derby-2021-lineup-post-positions-for-all-entries-of-147th-race

Even money Money kills him. Legit kills him.

bleacherreport.com/post/boxing/02b1f729-5476-4a44-a179-21d46c087319

Wow. Looks like the economy is back.

bleacherreport.com/post/sports-odds/3950473d-b4fe-474b-bd34-989b2c1e4b04

Wow….

Is $CROX a meme stock?

Or are sales up cause prisoners are on the rise? 🤣🤣🤣

Prayers for 84’s Grandma…

🙏

Let’s play the opposite game…

Short $AAPL Net worth shove puts for 4/30/21

BTO $AAPL 4/30 135c…

Never split tens?

Fuck TSLA…

EOM

Who’s playing the TSLA lottery?

MotD – 4/26/21

http://www.instagram.com/p/COIaqhlDCnd/

MVIS – we told you…

Nice score. Congrats to the believers…

Guess Apple’s close on 4/29/21

Winner gets something. Comment below.

RAIDER in Paradise 🖤☠️

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PEDPHILES pay $200 for this? Papi Chulo’s million dollar advice inside…

Thanks PED. Let a real journalist and trader take it from here. PAPI CHULO’S  TRADING STRATEGY Tomorrow morning, buy any  call. Your welcome

#BLM Rally – 3rd and Fairfax

EOM

#shocker

I love when Tidal farts…

If you get assfucked in $DOGE, is it called…

Dogeystyle? Asking for someone that got assfucked in $DOGE PS – if you made a lot of money in DOGE and act like an asshole, are you a DOGEbag? Asking for a friend who made a lot of money in DOGE but is still a douchebag.

Happy Saturday from the Ana Lorde…

http://www.instagram.com/p/CNxju8rpX1U/

Inflation is rampant…

$COIN CEO sold 75% of his holdings during IPO.

At $389.10…

If you wanna lose your baby…

Elon Musk to Add ‘Saturday Night Live’ Host to His Résumé – WSJ

The CEO of Tesla and SpaceX is scheduled to headline the long-running NBC late-night comedy show on May 8. — Read on http://www.wsj.com/articles/elon-musk-to-add-saturday-night-live-host-to-his-resume-11619304255

Suicide by Cop in Hollyweird

Dude was wearing a bullet-proof vest and had Suicide By Cop on this car. LAPD obliged him. To Protect and Serve

MOTD – 4/24/21

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I’m turning AirDrop off and Apple Tags on…

apple.news/AyU5XZKpUQQO3M7t605H6Eg

Portfolio Allocation will be sent out to followers this weekend.

Let’s get ready to get ready. Follow the Blog below

Get some rest this weekend.

Huge week ahead…

Seeking Alpha – 4/23/21

MotD – 4/23/21

Yekshemesh

Cover $AAPL STOs

EOM

RIP…

sports.yahoo.com/former-uk-basketball-player-terrence-clarke-dies-in-car-accident-023041103.html

Crypto tank attempt round 2…

🤣🤣🤣 I’m talking about it at https://www.twitch.tv/micabear

I’m on twitch right now talking markets and $AAPL

https://www.twitch.tv/micabear

Sell some  prem for mañana

Eom…

Really? The 🐐 is complaining about numbers?

sports.yahoo.com/tom-brady-isnt-a-fan-of-the-nf-ls-new-number-rule-going-to-make-for-a-lot-of-bad-football-170109654.html

This is where Papi Chulo thinks AAPL is going to after earnings.

Yekshemesh

Manhattan quickly becoming Sin City…

http://www.wsj.com/articles/manhattan-district-attorney-ends-prostitution-prosecutions-11619035613

Fuck Turkey…

http://www.wsj.com/articles/biden-poised-to-recognize-armenian-massacres-as-genocide-officials-say-11619048891 Who gives a fuck about Turkey?

Love You Lehner 🥅🏅🛡

ca.sports.yahoo.com/news/golden-knights-robin-lehner-blasts-nh-ls-vaccine-policy-a-lie-to-our-face-213453575.html

Found a great personal trainer

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We knew PTON would break 100 but…

C’mon 🤣🤣🤣 Look out below…

Shalise, did it ever occur to you that maybe you too have work to do?

sports.yahoo.com/raiders-george-floyd-tweet-is-reminder-to-mark-davis-being-well-meaning-isnt-enough-174725335.html

VIAC turned. Time to load…

Buy Jan ‘22 atm…

MICA of the Day – 4/21/21

Buy $AAPL calls now!

Sucking volatility out of the calls is a huge mistake in your favor. Stack…

Holy Shit!

Hastings admits no “second act” like $AMZN. I’m surprised it was only down $50 after hours. Shoulda been down $100.

Netflix is really smoking good shit today.

They’re gonna spend 17 billion on production next year AND enter the video game business??!

This doesn’t suck…

$AAPL Just Became #FTQ

Flight to quality. FAAMG, FANG and FAGs will all flock to Apple.

Good to see Zuck is smoking the good stuff today…

WTF?

MICA of the Day – Top or Bottom?

Ding dong the witch is dead.

Buh bye $NFLX

From PED: Almost all $AAPL analysts are the highest paid idiots in the world…

If these are your takeaways from this event, your* a moron.

The verdict is in…

🍿 🍿 🍿

Oops. No “One More Thing”

Down she goes.

First pre-recorded keynote ever…

The shape of things to come. One more thing coming tho…

Fuck $WYNN

Getting their asses handed to them in the new gaming world. Security is also an issue. And they use stooges in the casino. Short this pig… Companies always change when they lose their leaders and visionaries. This is a listless ship sailing in the night. Pair trade: long $DKNG, short $WYNN. The whole nation isContinue reading “Fuck $WYNN”

Time to buy some…

$UVXY

Who is PED bullshitting?

He had to look it up? 🤣🤣🤣

IV is high af (4/20 reference) on $AAPL right now

Time for calendar spreads. Sell to open this week. Buy to open further out. Stack…

The future is projection.

The future is MVIS…

My shady af intern 84 that got 86ed…

Killed http://www.Twitter.com/deadstevejobs2 Again. Someone see if deadstevejobs3 is avail

Imma just leave this here…

spetsnaz http://www.instagram.com/olgaloera

finally the Rams have a reason to go off the deep end on draft day

bleacherreport.com/articles/2940429-video-rams-reveal-mailbu-beach-house-converted-into-2021-nfl-draft-war-room

Did I do a MotD already?

Oh well…

Seeking Alpha – 4/19/21

Kids are just buying tickers these days…

$THCB? Funny…

Outside of $GME.

If you’re getting assfucked today, you’re not a trader. You’re a surfer. Tough to surf in low tide. Learn to trade…

The fun is about to begun…

$PTON. We’re loading puts putz.

I’m the street high of 184.21 on $AAPL

Shady AF nice try…

The beginning of the end of $PTON

This news about the child death IMHO marks the beginning of the end of Pelaton’s high valuation. The company has no business being worth 35 billion especially as its primary growth driver goes to shit with re-opening. Sub 100 coming quick.

Holy Crypto Batman…

After child dies, US regulator warns about Peloton treadmill

NEW YORK (AP) — Safety regulators warned people with kids and pets Saturday to immediately stop using a treadmill made by Peloton after one child died and others were injured. The U.S…. — Read on apnews.com/article/product-safety-be5516665f9a2c7c4bb9b9441d4aef01 PC – apparently $PTON kills too.