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An Old Cowboy Apparently Didn’t Die… #VictorCastroll $AAPL $MOAT1 $MOAT2
Philip Elmer-Dewitt said he was a farmer. Then a cowboy. He called De-Witt a PEDphile (explaining later that PED meant, “LOVERS OF PED” Elon did the same thing. Couple years later. Chuck Yeager came before these douchebags Bill? – You hung with Jeff. Then got the most incredible weekend/s with Jeff so decided, i’ve doneContinue reading “An Old Cowboy Apparently Didn’t Die… #VictorCastroll $AAPL $MOAT1 $MOAT2”
Apple: Oppenheimer and Barclays have cold feet | Philip Elmer‑DeWitt | PC Take
From Emily Bary’s “Apple faces risk of ‘perishable demand’ for iPhones, analysts say” posted Monday by MarketWatch. — Read on http://www.ped30.com/2022/12/12/apple-barclays-oppenheimer-cold-feet/ PC’s Take: nothing better than analysts using new terms to cover up easily recognizable predictable errors. I’ve been speaking about perishable demand for 6 months. oh well.
Ms. MICA Bear 2022 will be announced 12/22, just in time for #XXXmas goldenhour $AAPL #AnaLorde #JIT #inventory
We’re trying not to get too anal about who we’re going to pick but, Lorde, this is a ton of work. so many bears, so little time. speaking of loaded for bear, $AAPL is going to touch $120 between today and St Patrick’s Day. we can’t tell you who the leader is but the stalkingContinue reading “Ms. MICA Bear 2022 will be announced 12/22, just in time for #XXXmas goldenhour $AAPL #AnaLorde #JIT #inventory”
Market can’t go anywhere without…
Is $NUGS #flight to #quality in an UNSURE World?
Yes
Hey @deagol, I Think I Found Something about $AAPL. Comment below. Deags. Let’s chat in front of EVERYONE…
In a recorded space. Or on a recorded space. You and I are the only ones on Earth to knew what WE knew 10 years ago. We both admire 3s… And here comes 10/21/22. Again…
BREAKING NEWS: $AAPL Isn’t Worried about TV+ | Things overheard at last night’s #TheSuccession #launch #party at #nobu #malibu
I had the pleasure of attending last nights launch party at Nobu in Malibu. First off, as a Jew, I love to calculate how much people spend on parties. The soirée had upwards of 500 guests at close to $300 a head. $150 – 250k. Apple also their own full production team and security. 500Continue reading “BREAKING NEWS: $AAPL Isn’t Worried about TV+ | Things overheard at last night’s #TheSuccession #launch #party at #nobu #malibu”
$AAPL HR’s me-too moment | PED | OR | Why TraderVic sold all his $AAPL | Papi Chulo
From “The women calling out Apple’s handling of misconduct claims” posted Wednesday in the Financial Times. — Read on http://www.ped30.com/2022/08/04/apple-hr-me-too/ PC – I’m hearing this is kinda a big deal. PS – Hypocrisy at it’s finest. You expect us to trust employees that behave like this? DFOH…
Inviting friends-of-the-blog to Apple’s Q3 2022 Earnings Wild Ass Guess the EPS
Got a detailed Apple model? Ready to compete with the pros? First prize is $210 cash. To enter, follow us here at http://www.Twitch.TV/TheFutureLeagues and DM us there to receive the Dropbox link to update your model. Closest to the EPS wins. In case of ties, pot will be split among winners. *This contest has noContinue reading “Inviting friends-of-the-blog to Apple’s Q3 2022 Earnings Wild Ass Guess the EPS”
#Tradervic #twentyone #10 #trading #commandments inspired by Mark Gurman: #Apple $AAPL faces a tough compare via PED | #21sTake #trader
From Gurman’s Power On column, mailed Sunday to Bloomberg Technology subscribers. — Read on http://www.ped30.com/2022/07/24/apple-q32022-gurman-tough-compare/ Tradervic’s / 21’s Trading Commandments. 1. Never trust a sell-side ANALyst 2. Never trust an idiot 3. Never trust an idiot sell-side analyst 4. Most ANALysts are idiots. 5. Never trust Mark Gurman 6. Never trust any ANALyst 7.Continue reading “#Tradervic #twentyone #10 #trading #commandments inspired by Mark Gurman: #Apple $AAPL faces a tough compare via PED | #21sTake #trader”
BREAKING NEWS: $AAPL Sleuths Continue Crushing
Twelve years ago, two wild and crazy guys came up with a scheme to figure how many iPads Apple would sell at introduction. https://www.businessinsider.com/apple-sells-an-estimated-74000-ipads-in-the-first-four-and-half-hours-2010-3?amp They decided to build a community data agg model and reverse engineered Apple’s ordering system. Their results were amazingly accurate and it caused Apple to randomize and make other changes. Well,Continue reading “BREAKING NEWS: $AAPL Sleuths Continue Crushing”
To the Víctor Comes the Spoils…
🎰 🎤 ⏬
Got 2.8m on $AAPL Puts…
Listen to track in TIDAL – Ice Cube: It Was A Good Day https://tidal.com/track/44569768
Your welcome – $AAPL
Huge $AAPL #Revenue #Guidance Clue Given.
As reported by PED 3.0 today, Apple, Inc. Is leaving many Genius positions left infilled. This portends many things and none of them good. POSSIBILITIES 1. No demand for Geniuses – NEGATIVE 2. No supply of Geniuses – NEGATIVE OUTCOME Steve Jobs famously created the Genius position to be the Brand Ambassador of andContinue reading “Huge $AAPL #Revenue #Guidance Clue Given.”
Pretty Sure Papi Chulo Addressed This About $AAPL Last Year…
Rolled the tape. Keyword #ftcked
One thing Tesla learned from Apple | 🤣🤣🤣
From Jack Ewing’s “Why Tesla Soared as Other Automakers Struggled to Make Cars” on the front page of Sunday’s New York Times. — Read on http://www.ped30.com/2022/01/09/apple-tesla-supply-chain/ Papi Chulo Take: One thing? 🤣🤣🤣. $AAPL #DNA is all over @elonmusk, $TSLA and @spacex.
Mark Gurman: Here’s what Apple has in store for ’22 | Uncle PED
From Gurman’s “Power On” newsletter, posted Sunday to Bloomberg.com subscribers. — Read on http://www.ped30.com/2022/01/02/apple-gurman-2022-preview/ Papi Chulo Take: Tell me what $AAPL is going to do. Everyone already knows what Inc is going to do.
Philip Elmer‑DeWitt | Apple 3.0
Apple 3.0 — Read on http://www.ped30.com/ Roh-roh #batterygate is going to be more expensive than we expected.
EZ money… $AAPL puts Putz small
Bountiful gains to be had on $AAPL puts.
Buy 7/30/21 onward. 140p or lower. Vert Put Spread is free money.
Weekend Watching.
One of the greatest speeches never heard… “Humility of Purpose” “Build Something” “Credit without Responsibility” “Humility is when you throw everything away in the mission of serving some higher purpose” G-d Bless Tim Cook.
Huge $AAPL news and PEDphiles are paying $300 a year…
With their dicks in their hands cause he’s visiting his granddaughter or smoking a bowl. Anyway PEDphiles. Big $AAPL news today. Your welcome. PS – my info is priceless and the cost is on the arm….
Now let’s play little bank takes big bank…
Introducing the 21 Chip… Currently accepted in Malibu at Malibu News Stand 23717 PCH, 90265 Bank phone number 272-777-2100 Thanks for playing…
Fine. 50%
Today…
Per PED: Bring out the gimp
Here comes the narrative battle between buy and sell side. 🍿
From PED: Tim Cook, the lobbyist.
Judging the way Tim shit the bed on the Epic stand, Tim should stick to sourcing chips and attending concerts at Rainbow Park. Leave the lobbying to lobbyists. The FTC’s legal staff makes Epic’s look like first year interns.
Papi Chulo told you FTC was coming after $AAPL a long time ago…
FTC coupled with likely Epic victory means $AAPL goes lower. How much lower? Technically, if it breaks $120, it’s probably headed towards close to $100. As I’ve always told the PEDphiles, (lovers of all things PED 3.0), if you’re all-in and you don’t have puts, you’re a putz.
Papi Chulo is live on twitch talking $AAPL
Ask me anything. http://www.twitch.tv/micabear
Maybe just maybe…
Apple is ripping $SPOT a new ahole? Yeah, I think so…
Let’s play the opposite game…
Short $AAPL Net worth shove puts for 4/30/21
PEDPHILES pay $200 for this? Papi Chulo’s million dollar advice inside…
Thanks PED. Let a real journalist and trader take it from here. PAPI CHULO’S TRADING STRATEGY Tomorrow morning, buy any call. Your welcome
Cover $AAPL STOs
EOM
I’m on twitch right now talking markets and $AAPL
Sell some prem for mañana
Eom…
This is where Papi Chulo thinks AAPL is going to after earnings.
Yekshemesh
Buy $AAPL calls now!
Sucking volatility out of the calls is a huge mistake in your favor. Stack…
Ding dong the witch is dead.
Buh bye $NFLX
From PED: Almost all $AAPL analysts are the highest paid idiots in the world…
If these are your takeaways from this event, your* a moron.
Oops. No “One More Thing”
Down she goes.
First pre-recorded keynote ever…
The shape of things to come. One more thing coming tho…
Who is PED bullshitting?
He had to look it up? 🤣🤣🤣
IV is high af (4/20 reference) on $AAPL right now
Time for calendar spreads. Sell to open this week. Buy to open further out. Stack…
I’m the street high of 184.21 on $AAPL
don’t butt hurt your intern.
he’ll go crying to Twitter… 😢😢😢
If $AMZN thinks LotR is worth $465mm…
$AAPL should have paid about the same for the new Bond.
Buy $AAPL calls with confidence…
Into the weekend. Rally resumes next week into keynote on Tuesday and earnings at the end of the month.
Per PED: Tim Cook, monopolist.
The App Store is as good as gone. The question you should be asking yourself is where does it go?
Papi Chulo baby pic…
Shit, I came out of the womb looking for a fiesta. (And a siesta)
Seeking Alpha – Tax Day
$AAPL $QQQ $COIN $PLBY
Don’t write any $AAPL Prem
For tomorrow. May have lift-off here…
Papi Chulo thinks $AAPL is being pinned to…
$135 Friday. If it blows through it, $140+ coming next week.
Have my intern calculate…
The market cap loss of $AAPL, $AMZN, $FB, $GOOGL, $MSFT #FAAMG vs $COIN
Papi Chulo says…
Buy $COIN at close. Your welcome
Seeking Alpha – 1st of Iyar
All-in $AAPL
$AAPL – covered weekly prem
Sorry. Account hacked.
Back to Tits, Ass and Assets.
I was selling $AAPL premium today…
I hope you were too.
Gene is the only $AAPLAnalyst with a Brain.
Per PED My bullish case on values A/R, Glasses and Car at zero dollars and zero sense.
$BTC.X On Two Covers. Double – Top? 🎺 🏁 💰
Buffet says sell the the trumpets are blaring and buy when there’s blood in the streets. Well, the trumpets are fucking blaring.
PED: The iPhone won January
Newsflash PEDPHILES: THE iPHONE WON FOREVER 🤦🏽♂️
Yes, we called the last spike in VIX…
micabear.com/2020/04/20/valcent-initiates-uvxy-with-strong-buy-target-100/
We’ve changed the site icon…
To be a little friendlier. Yekshemesh
Bye bye $AAPL.
Back to ath confirmed moving off the 130 pin.
As mentioned before…
$AAPL is being pinned / parked at 130. Rally probably resumes Monday. Have a great weekend!
It Was a Good Day…
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Seeking Alpha – 4/8/21
Only 14x today vs Naz
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Seeking Alpha – 4/8/21
Alert: Major Possible Headwind. $AAPL
This type of news can stop a market rally stone cold dead…
$AAPL is being parked / pinned at $130…
The inst. got caught on their weekly atm writes and 130 is the line in the sand. They’ll either park it at 130 or 127.50 tomorrow and imho, gap 130 Monday after Long Island ice teas and dirty martinis in the Hamptons and Malibu this weekend.
I want to start a business where I just copy pasta
And stack. For a hippie, PED did well… Papi Chulo’s take: No shit Sherlock. As I’ve said before EVERYONE. Apple has no peers. Read my research report posted last weekend before EVERYONE on the Street started copying my shit.
Now PED is plagiarizing my stuff…
You can pay him $200 a year and become a PEDphile and get AMA’s with idiot analysts and the rose-colored message board or you can just come here and get it free. The choice is yours. PS – I said a couple days ago, “AAPL has no peers”
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Seeking Alpha? 90 min to close update.
Naz up 10bp I’m up 716 🤣🤣🤣
Fuck it, we’ll do it live. (My Port Allocation)
WE’LL DO IT LIVE!!! Yekshemesh
You ban me, I remove you…
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It’s free. And you’ll see how I’m doing this via $AAPL I’ll send out my port to subscribers with email within a hour so you can position before close.
TraderVic back in the day
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The Good Old Days.
http://www.instagram.com/p/CL_ASvlntaJ/ They’re coming back.
Seeking Alpha – 4/7/21
Talking to bots – cont’d
PED30 Value Add…
Editors Take: it’s going to close up unless it closes down. 00 may hit too. 🤡
Apple’s First Loss In a While…
I’m very surprised by the discontinuation of the HomePod. It could be signaling so many different things.
All clear from State Department…
Market and $AAPL head higher.
Win, win, win, win…
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Wall Street plagiarizes.
Read my weekend report I wrote on $AAPL My first line was strength in Services Then this joker below chimes in with his “research” Dude, just tell em you’re a plagiarising aggregator. Oh wait, forgot about the sell-side My bad 🤦🏽♂️
Incoming Major Macro Wind…
Jim Cramer or TraderVic ?
Who shrugged off Katy’s dumb call on $AAPL first? Bonus points: Who issued a Strong Buy on this weekend that was plagiarized by Wall Street. PPS – Obv my research is not credited.
Seeing Alpha? 🤣🤣🤣
We’re about to separate the men from the kids. Happens all the time. Anyway, I’ve been a trader for 25 years. Now, you all think you’re traders. You ain’t shit. You’re kids. You got lucky. But you’re not a Trader. This is a Trader 👌🏽🤞🏿✌🏿👊🏿
PS – what’s amazing is…
$AAPL is green even with analyst hammers lowering targets. As Cramer will tell you, that shows immense strength. Higher we go. I see $150 by 5/1/21…
OMG the Street is such a con job.
Peer pressure? $AAPL has no peers as evidenced by my last research report. These analysts are such whores. Read my research report. I’m with Cramer. NEVER SELL
SKE reiterates Buy on $VIAC
$AAPL provides a $70 backstop…
MICA on CNBC…
How come the market doesn’t say?
Apple rose close to $3 yesterday because it was upgraded to a Strong Buy rating with a price target of $184.21 by Skilled Cat Enterprises?
Just call me The Team … $AAPL
$AAPL gone. 130 next…
Here’s how I’m currently positioned in $AAPL
Put all your eggs in one basket,
And watch that basket carefully – Warren Buffet