Buy $NUGS on NASDAQ if you like #generational wealth

An Old Cowboy Apparently Didn’t Die… #VictorCastroll $AAPL $MOAT1 $MOAT2

Philip Elmer-Dewitt said he was a farmer. Then a cowboy. He called De-Witt a PEDphile (explaining later that PED meant, “LOVERS OF PED” Elon did the same thing. Couple years later. Chuck Yeager came before these douchebags Bill? – You hung with Jeff. Then got the most incredible weekend/s with Jeff so decided, i’ve doneContinue reading “An Old Cowboy Apparently Didn’t Die… #VictorCastroll $AAPL $MOAT1 $MOAT2”

Apple: Oppenheimer and Barclays have cold feet | Philip Elmer‑DeWitt | PC Take

From Emily Bary’s “Apple faces risk of ‘perishable demand’ for iPhones, analysts say” posted Monday by MarketWatch. — Read on PC’s Take: nothing better than analysts using new terms to cover up easily recognizable predictable errors. I’ve been speaking about perishable demand for 6 months. oh well.

Ms. MICA Bear 2022 will be announced 12/22, just in time for #XXXmas goldenhour $AAPL #AnaLorde #JIT #inventory

We’re trying not to get too anal about who we’re going to pick but, Lorde, this is a ton of work. so many bears, so little time. speaking of loaded for bear, $AAPL is going to touch $120 between today and St Patrick’s Day. we can’t tell you who the leader is but the stalkingContinue reading “Ms. MICA Bear 2022 will be announced 12/22, just in time for #XXXmas goldenhour $AAPL #AnaLorde #JIT #inventory”

Hey @deagol, I Think I Found Something about $AAPL. Comment below. Deags. Let’s chat in front of EVERYONE…

In a recorded space. Or on a recorded space. You and I are the only ones on Earth to knew what WE knew 10 years ago. We both admire 3s… And here comes 10/21/22. Again…

BREAKING NEWS: $AAPL Isn’t Worried about  TV+ | Things overheard at last night’s #TheSuccession #launch #party at #nobu #malibu

I had the pleasure of attending last nights launch party at Nobu in Malibu. First off, as a Jew, I love to calculate how much people spend on parties. The soirée had upwards of 500 guests at close to $300 a head. $150 – 250k. Apple also their own full production team and security. 500Continue reading “BREAKING NEWS: $AAPL Isn’t Worried about  TV+ | Things overheard at last night’s #TheSuccession #launch #party at #nobu #malibu”

$AAPL HR’s me-too moment | PED | OR | Why TraderVic sold all his $AAPL | Papi Chulo

From “The women calling out Apple’s handling of misconduct claims” posted Wednesday in the Financial Times. — Read on PC – I’m hearing this is kinda a big deal. PS – Hypocrisy at it’s finest. You expect us to trust employees that behave like this? DFOH…

Inviting friends-of-the-blog to Apple’s Q3 2022 Earnings Wild Ass Guess the EPS

Got a detailed Apple model? Ready to compete with the pros? First prize is $210 cash. To enter, follow us here at http://www.Twitch.TV/TheFutureLeagues and DM us there to receive the Dropbox link to update your model. Closest to the EPS wins. In case of ties, pot will be split among winners. *This contest has noContinue reading “Inviting friends-of-the-blog to Apple’s Q3 2022 Earnings Wild Ass Guess the EPS”

#Tradervic #twentyone #10 #trading #commandments inspired by Mark Gurman: #Apple $AAPL faces a tough compare via PED | #21sTake #trader

From Gurman’s Power On column, mailed Sunday to Bloomberg Technology subscribers. — Read on Tradervic’s / 21’s Trading Commandments. 1. Never trust a sell-side ANALyst 2. Never trust an idiot 3. Never trust an idiot sell-side analyst 4. Most ANALysts are idiots. 5. Never trust Mark Gurman 6. Never trust any  ANALyst 7.Continue reading “#Tradervic #twentyone #10 #trading #commandments inspired by Mark Gurman: #Apple $AAPL faces a tough compare via PED | #21sTake #trader”

BREAKING NEWS: $AAPL Sleuths Continue Crushing

Twelve years ago, two wild and crazy guys came up with a scheme to figure how many iPads Apple would sell at introduction. They decided to build a community data agg model and reverse engineered Apple’s ordering system. Their results were amazingly accurate and it caused Apple to randomize and make other changes. Well,Continue reading “BREAKING NEWS: $AAPL Sleuths Continue Crushing”

Got 2.8m on $AAPL Puts…

Listen to track in TIDAL – Ice Cube: It Was A Good Day

Huge $AAPL #Revenue #Guidance Clue Given.

As reported by PED 3.0 today, Apple, Inc. Is leaving many Genius positions left infilled. This portends many things and none of them good. POSSIBILITIES 1. No demand for Geniuses – NEGATIVE 2. No supply of Geniuses – NEGATIVE OUTCOME Steve Jobs famously created the Genius position to be the Brand Ambassador of  andContinue reading “Huge $AAPL #Revenue #Guidance Clue Given.”

One thing Tesla learned from Apple | 🤣🤣🤣

From Jack Ewing’s “Why Tesla Soared as Other Automakers Struggled to Make Cars” on the front page of Sunday’s New York Times. — Read on Papi Chulo Take: One thing? 🤣🤣🤣. $AAPL #DNA is all over @elonmusk, $TSLA and @spacex.

Mark Gurman: Here’s what Apple has in store for ’22 | Uncle PED

From Gurman’s “Power On” newsletter, posted Sunday to subscribers. — Read on Papi Chulo Take: Tell me what $AAPL is going to do. Everyone already knows what  Inc is going to do.

Now let’s play little bank takes big bank…

Introducing the 21 Chip… Currently accepted in Malibu at Malibu News Stand 23717 PCH, 90265 Bank phone number 272-777-2100 Thanks for playing…

Per PED: Bring out the gimp

Here comes the narrative battle between buy and sell side. 🍿

Papi Chulo told you FTC was coming after $AAPL a long time ago…

FTC coupled with likely Epic victory means $AAPL goes lower. How much lower? Technically, if it breaks $120, it’s probably headed towards close to $100. As I’ve always told the PEDphiles, (lovers of all things PED 3.0), if you’re all-in  and you don’t have puts, you’re a putz.

$AAPL is being parked / pinned at $130…

The inst. got caught on their weekly atm writes and 130 is the line in the sand. They’ll either park it at 130 or 127.50 tomorrow and imho, gap 130 Monday after Long Island ice teas and dirty martinis in the Hamptons and Malibu this weekend.

I want to start a business where I just copy pasta

And stack. For a hippie, PED did well… Papi Chulo’s take: No shit Sherlock. As I’ve said before EVERYONE. Apple has no peers. Read my research report posted last weekend before EVERYONE on the Street started copying my shit.

Seeing Alpha? 🤣🤣🤣

We’re about to separate the men from the kids. Happens all the time. Anyway, I’ve been a trader for 25 years. Now, you all think you’re traders. You ain’t shit. You’re kids. You got lucky. But you’re not a Trader. This is a Trader 👌🏽🤞🏿✌🏿👊🏿