From “The women calling out Apple’s handling of misconduct claims” posted Wednesday in the Financial Times. — Read on http://www.ped30.com/2022/08/04/apple-hr-me-too/ PC – I’m hearing this is kinda a big deal. PS – Hypocrisy at it’s finest. You expect us to trust employees that behave like this? DFOH…
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From Gurman’s Power On column, mailed Sunday to Bloomberg Technology subscribers. — Read on http://www.ped30.com/2022/07/24/apple-q32022-gurman-tough-compare/ Tradervic’s / 21’s Trading Commandments. 1. Never trust a sell-side ANALyst 2. Never trust an idiot 3. Never trust an idiot sell-side analyst 4. Most ANALysts are idiots. 5. Never trust Mark Gurman 6. Never trust any ANALyst 7.Continue reading “#Tradervic #twentyone #10 #trading #commandments inspired by Mark Gurman: #Apple $AAPL faces a tough compare via PED | #21sTake #trader”
Twelve years ago, two wild and crazy guys came up with a scheme to figure how many iPads Apple would sell at introduction. https://www.businessinsider.com/apple-sells-an-estimated-74000-ipads-in-the-first-four-and-half-hours-2010-3?amp They decided to build a community data agg model and reverse engineered Apple’s ordering system. Their results were amazingly accurate and it caused Apple to randomize and make other changes. Well,Continue reading “BREAKING NEWS: $AAPL Sleuths Continue Crushing”
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Rolled the tape. Keyword #ftcked
From Jack Ewing’s “Why Tesla Soared as Other Automakers Struggled to Make Cars” on the front page of Sunday’s New York Times. — Read on http://www.ped30.com/2022/01/09/apple-tesla-supply-chain/ Papi Chulo Take: One thing? 🤣🤣🤣. $AAPL #DNA is all over @elonmusk, $TSLA and @spacex.
From Gurman’s “Power On” newsletter, posted Sunday to Bloomberg.com subscribers. — Read on http://www.ped30.com/2022/01/02/apple-gurman-2022-preview/ Papi Chulo Take: Tell me what $AAPL is going to do. Everyone already knows what Inc is going to do.
Apple 3.0 — Read on http://www.ped30.com/ Roh-roh #batterygate is going to be more expensive than we expected.
Buy 7/30/21 onward. 140p or lower. Vert Put Spread is free money.
One of the greatest speeches never heard… “Humility of Purpose” “Build Something” “Credit without Responsibility” “Humility is when you throw everything away in the mission of serving some higher purpose” G-d Bless Tim Cook.
With their dicks in their hands cause he’s visiting his granddaughter or smoking a bowl. Anyway PEDphiles. Big $AAPL news today. Your welcome. PS – my info is priceless and the cost is on the arm….
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Here comes the narrative battle between buy and sell side. 🍿
Judging the way Tim shit the bed on the Epic stand, Tim should stick to sourcing chips and attending concerts at Rainbow Park. Leave the lobbying to lobbyists. The FTC’s legal staff makes Epic’s look like first year interns.
FTC coupled with likely Epic victory means $AAPL goes lower. How much lower? Technically, if it breaks $120, it’s probably headed towards close to $100. As I’ve always told the PEDphiles, (lovers of all things PED 3.0), if you’re all-in and you don’t have puts, you’re a putz.
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Apple is ripping $SPOT a new ahole? Yeah, I think so…
Short $AAPL Net worth shove puts for 4/30/21
Thanks PED. Let a real journalist and trader take it from here. PAPI CHULO’S TRADING STRATEGY Tomorrow morning, buy any call. Your welcome
Sucking volatility out of the calls is a huge mistake in your favor. Stack…
Buh bye $NFLX
If these are your takeaways from this event, your* a moron.
Down she goes.
The shape of things to come. One more thing coming tho…
He had to look it up? 🤣🤣🤣
Time for calendar spreads. Sell to open this week. Buy to open further out. Stack…
he’ll go crying to Twitter… 😢😢😢
$AAPL should have paid about the same for the new Bond.
Into the weekend. Rally resumes next week into keynote on Tuesday and earnings at the end of the month.
The App Store is as good as gone. The question you should be asking yourself is where does it go?
Shit, I came out of the womb looking for a fiesta. (And a siesta)
$AAPL $QQQ $COIN $PLBY
For tomorrow. May have lift-off here…
$135 Friday. If it blows through it, $140+ coming next week.
The market cap loss of $AAPL, $AMZN, $FB, $GOOGL, $MSFT #FAAMG vs $COIN
Buy $COIN at close. Your welcome
Back to Tits, Ass and Assets.
I hope you were too.
Per PED My bullish case on values A/R, Glasses and Car at zero dollars and zero sense.
Buffet says sell the the trumpets are blaring and buy when there’s blood in the streets. Well, the trumpets are fucking blaring.
Newsflash PEDPHILES: THE iPHONE WON FOREVER 🤦🏽♂️
To be a little friendlier. Yekshemesh
Back to ath confirmed moving off the 130 pin.
$AAPL is being pinned / parked at 130. Rally probably resumes Monday. Have a great weekend!
Only 14x today vs Naz
This type of news can stop a market rally stone cold dead…
The inst. got caught on their weekly atm writes and 130 is the line in the sand. They’ll either park it at 130 or 127.50 tomorrow and imho, gap 130 Monday after Long Island ice teas and dirty martinis in the Hamptons and Malibu this weekend.
And stack. For a hippie, PED did well… Papi Chulo’s take: No shit Sherlock. As I’ve said before EVERYONE. Apple has no peers. Read my research report posted last weekend before EVERYONE on the Street started copying my shit.
You can pay him $200 a year and become a PEDphile and get AMA’s with idiot analysts and the rose-colored message board or you can just come here and get it free. The choice is yours. PS – I said a couple days ago, “AAPL has no peers”
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Naz up 10bp I’m up 716 🤣🤣🤣
WE’LL DO IT LIVE!!! Yekshemesh
It’s free. And you’ll see how I’m doing this via $AAPL I’ll send out my port to subscribers with email within a hour so you can position before close.
http://www.instagram.com/p/CL_ASvlntaJ/ They’re coming back.
Editors Take: it’s going to close up unless it closes down. 00 may hit too. 🤡
I’m very surprised by the discontinuation of the HomePod. It could be signaling so many different things.
Market and $AAPL head higher.
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Read my weekend report I wrote on $AAPL My first line was strength in Services Then this joker below chimes in with his “research” Dude, just tell em you’re a plagiarising aggregator. Oh wait, forgot about the sell-side My bad 🤦🏽♂️
Who shrugged off Katy’s dumb call on $AAPL first? Bonus points: Who issued a Strong Buy on this weekend that was plagiarized by Wall Street. PPS – Obv my research is not credited.
We’re about to separate the men from the kids. Happens all the time. Anyway, I’ve been a trader for 25 years. Now, you all think you’re traders. You ain’t shit. You’re kids. You got lucky. But you’re not a Trader. This is a Trader 👌🏽🤞🏿✌🏿👊🏿
$AAPL is green even with analyst hammers lowering targets. As Cramer will tell you, that shows immense strength. Higher we go. I see $150 by 5/1/21…
Peer pressure? $AAPL has no peers as evidenced by my last research report. These analysts are such whores. Read my research report. I’m with Cramer. NEVER SELL
$AAPL provides a $70 backstop…
Apple rose close to $3 yesterday because it was upgraded to a Strong Buy rating with a price target of $184.21 by Skilled Cat Enterprises?
And watch that basket carefully – Warren Buffet
$AAPL May 21 atm… (123 or 124)
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